Here you will get the best funny mothers day quotes for your mama.
Send her and make her day even more special.
We all love our mom because a mother is a gift from God. We love being around them because their presence is such a beautiful feeling in the world.
We miss their presence when they are not around, and it hurts us the most. Moms also act funny sometimes and it makes us laugh a lot.
Though we also do some funny things that make them laugh and it makes us happy to see them laughing.
So, Mother’s Day is coming and if you want to wish her by sending her funny quotes, it will make her laugh and, it would be a pleasant start to her special day.
So, if you are looking for funny quotes, then you are reading the right content.
What are some quotes for Mother’s Day?
“Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heartthrob.” —Leroy Brownlow
“Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It’s huge and scary – it’s an act of infinite optimism.” —Gilda Radner
Best Funny Mothers Day Quotes 2022
- “Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious”~ unknown
- “It just occurred to me that the majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn’t finish…”~ Carrie underwood
- “Maybe it’s just a daughter’s job to piss off her mother.” – chuck Palahniuk, diary
- “I’d like to be the ideal mother, but I’m too busy raising my kids.”~Unknown
- “Most mothers are instinctive philosophers.” – Harriet Beecher Stowe
- “it just occurred to me that the majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn’t finish…”~ Carrie underwood
- “The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.” – lane Olinghouse
- insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children!”~ Sam Levenson
- “Over the years I have learned that motherhood is much like an austere religious order, the joining of which obligates one to relinquish all claims to personal possessions.” – nancy Stahl
- “If evolution works, how come mothers only have two hands?”~milton berle
- “Mom, I love you, even though I’ll never accept your friend request.” – unknown
- “The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. the original meal has never been found.”~ Calvin trillin
- “No one told me I would be coming home in diapers, too.” – Chrissy Teigen
- “My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.”~ mark twain
- “I’ve conquered a lot of things … blood clots in my lungs — twice … knee and foot surgeries … winning grand slams being down match point … to name just a few, but I found out by far the hardest is figuring out a stroller!” – Serena Williams
- “A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.”~tenneva Jordan
- “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” – Phyllis Diller
- “When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.”~ Erma Bombeck
- “Happy Mother’s Day, mom! (and while I have you, quick apologies for ages 13-21.)”
- “I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can’t find me until after high school.”~ Unknown
- “Usually the triumph of my day is, you know, everybody making it to the potty.” —Julia Roberts
- “If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says ‘keep away from children.”~ Susan Savannah
- “Dear mom, thank you for keeping all the bad stuff I did from dad.”
- “I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can’t find me until after high school.~Unknown
- “Sweater, n.: garment worn by a child when its mother is feeling chilly.” – Ambrose Bierce
- “When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it’s a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”~ Erma Bombeck
- “Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it.” – Robert Brault
- “My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.”~Buddy Hackett
- “‘I don’t think so mommy!’ is what my child said after, ‘can you please pick up the popcorn you threw all over?’” — anna faris
- “Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.” – Unknown
- “Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may never have any disposable income.”~ Dave Barry
- “Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath, and hope we’ve set aside enough money to pay for our kids’ therapy.” — Michelle Pfeiffer
- “Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first.” – Mignon McLaughlin
- “A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.”~ Peter De Vries
- “Becoming a mom to me means you have accepted that for the next 16 years of your life, you will have a sticky purse.” — Nia Vardalos
- Daughter: “Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?” Mom: “I don’t know honey, you’ll have to ask Grandma.” -Unknown
- “You know how once you have kids you never pee by yourself again? At least one of them is always in there with you at all times.” — Jennifer garner
Short Funny Mom Quotes
- “I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like my husband.” – Readers digest
- “My kid is turning out to be exactly like me. Well played, Karma. Well. played.” -House Wife Plus
- I know how to do anything I’m a mom.- Roseanne Barr
- Patience: What you have when there are too many witnesses.” rebel circus
- “My 2-year-old referred to her pocket as snack holes, and this is what I shall forever call them.” Rebecca Caprara
- My mom’s favorite Stevie Wonder song is, “I Just Called to Say Someone You Don’t Know Has Cancer.” -Damien Fahey
- “My kids are never better friends than when it’s 30 minutes past bedtime and they won’t stop giggling.” -The Simplified Family
- ‘’My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.’’ -Tim Allen
- “That moment when your 2-week old baby is sleeping and you wonder if it’s possible to take a nap in the shower while you eat lunch….” themommyjob
- ‘’Neurotics build castles in the air; psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.’’-Rita Rudner
- “No one is more full of [crap] than a parent that just said ‘maybe’.” -Just Surviving Motherhoo
Popular Hilarious Mothers Day Quotes
- “If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, ‘keep away from children.” – Susan savannah
- “When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.” – Nora Ephron
- “Maybe it’s just a daughter’s job to piss off her mother.” – chuck Palahniuk, diary
- “Sleep at this point is just a concept, something I’m looking forward to investigating in the future.” – Amy Poehler
- “Over the years I have learned that motherhood is much like an austere religious order, the joining of which obligates one to relinquish all claims to personal possessions.” – nancy Stahl
- “Becoming a mom to me means you have accepted that for the next 16 years of your life, you will have a sticky purse.”- Nia Vardalos
- “Motherhood is finding activities for children in three-hour pockets of time for the rest of your life.” – Mindy Kaling
- “Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.”- P.J. O’Rourke.
- ‘’I’m unsure when my going to the bathroom turned into a family meeting, but I should contact HR. Oh wait, that’s me’’. – Unknown
- “Every time I say “no” my kids hear, “ask again, she didn’t understand the question.”- Unknown*.
- “My mother is a walking miracle.”- Leonardo DiCaprio.
- ‘’One of the simple pleasures of parenting is locking yourself in the bathroom with a handful of your children’s Halloween candy.’’-Unknown
- ‘’There’s no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one.”- Jill Churchill.
- ‘’Nothing pairs better with a long soak, candles, and wine than a four-year-old pressed against the bathroom door repeating the phrase, “Mom, are you in there!”- Unknown
Happy Mothers Day Funny Quotes
- ‘’My lost things usually suddenly appear when my mother starts looking for them.’’ – Unknown
- ‘’I hope you won’t remember that my graduation means the end of my financial dependency. Happy Mother’s Day!’’ -Unknown
- ‘’If a mother wants to attract her children’s attention, she needs to sit comfortably on the sofa.’’ -Unknown
- ‘’ What did the lazy boy say to his mom on Mother’s Day when she was about to do the dishes? “Relax mom… you can just do them in the morning.” – Unknown
- ‘’I asked a police recruit during an exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?”
- He said, “Call for backup.” – Unknown
- ‘’You wrestled a bear? Cool. I removed a splinter from a two-year-old’s finger. I think we’re even’’ – Unknown
- ‘’Have you ever just ignored your children when they said, “Mom,” just to see how far they will go? So far we’ve made it to 256.’’ -Unknown
- ‘’Having a second child is like riding a bike… except the bike has no brakes, it is speeding down a hill, and the tires are on fire.’’ – Unknown
- ‘’It happens that I open my mouth and my mother comes out.’’ -Unknown
Happy Mothers Day Funny Quotes and Messages
- “I was never a mother’s boy, even though I was an only child” (Thomas Berger)
- To you, only to you, dear mother, I give my soul, my heart, my smile, my pocket money … By the way, this month I will receive double, right? Greetings to the most generous mother in the world! Thank you!
- Dear Mom, today is your day, and for this, you have to be quiet. I know that it is difficult for you to do it and that you like the very much lecture, but if you give me your word, at 11:59 pm I’ll give you a nice present. Seen “I also know how to blackmail, and I learned from the number one!”, Mom, I always understand when you complain: you have lost all patience in making a work of art like me!
- Mom, you are just like the wine: the older you get the better since you no longer have the same strength as before: think, now I can finally run free around the house, without being hit by a flying slipper! Ah, I forgot: so many best wishes!
- “Mothers often forget that the umbilical cord is cut at birth” (Vera Caspar)
- t is not easy to be a good mother, always be patient and never lose your temper, cook delicious things every day, be compliant and never complain … it’s hard to be a perfect mom, so don’t worry, we know you are doing your best!
- “I never told you, and on the occasion of Mother’s Day I will make a great confession: I want you … I want you … to tease!”
- Dear mother, I love you so much, but just so much … I would love you even more if I increased my little pocket money!