Today is Mean Girls Day. It’s not the day the high-school comedy was released though. No, in the film itself, it’s the day Lindsay Lohan’s protagonist Cady is asked by her crush what the date is. From then on it gains a ‘Dear Diary’ significance,In the 12 years since its release, the film’s become a pop-culture totem thanks to the many memorable lines spoken by its crew of mean ‘Plastics’ and the real friends Cady should have been hanging out with the whole time – Janis and Damian. You see Mean Girls Quotes like these all the time…
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“Get in loser. We’re going shopping.”
“Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.”
“Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.”
“We only carry sizes one, three and five. You could try Sears.”
“That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.”
“It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well… they can tell when it’s raining.”
Janis: “We gotta crack Gretchen Wieners. We crack Gretchen, and then we crack the lock on Regina’s whole dirty history.” Damian: “Say crack again.” Janis: “Crack.”
“But you’re, like, really pretty… So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?”
“I’m a mouse, duh.”
“Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.”
“I don’t hate you ‘cause your fat. You’re fat ‘cause I hate you!”
“I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.”
“One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.”
“I want to lose three pounds.”
“I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.”
“’Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.”
“Regina George is not sweet! She’s a scum-sucking road whore, she ruined my life!”
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“If only you knew how mean she really is, you’d know that I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah, two years ago she told me hoops earrings were her thing, and I wasn’t allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hanukkah, my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn’t even like them. It was so sad.”
“On Wednesdays we wear pink.”
“Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!”
“Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!”
“Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Caesar? Hmm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!”
“You smell like a baby prostitute.”
“I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.”
“I guess it’s probably because I’ve got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that.”
“Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!”
“Everyone in Africa can read Swedish.”
“Oh my God, Danny DeVito! I love your work!”
“I can’t go to Taco Bell. I’m on an all-carb diet. God, Karen, you are so stupid!”
“If you’re from Africa, why are you white?”
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“There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.”
“I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.”
Damian: “My Nana takes her wig off when she is drunk.” Ms. Norbury: “Your Nana and I have that in common.”
“Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.”
“She doesn’t even go here!”
“I hear she does car commercials…in Japan.”
“And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.”
“Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.”
“I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she’d look like a British man.”
“This is Susan from Planned Parenthood, I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can. It’s urgent. Thank you.”
“On Wednesdays we wear pink.”
Let it go. It had its time. Now let it go.
“That’s so fetch.”/”Stop trying to make fetch happen.”
It’s kind of happening.
“Is butter a carb?”
Yes, it is.
“Boo, you whore.”
You all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores. It just makes it OK for guys to call you sluts and whores.
“I want my pink shirt back!”
OMG, take it.
“She doesn’t even go here.”
By now, she kind of does.
“You go, Glen Coco.”
He’s gone.
“I can’t help that I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina.”
Slow your roll.
“Get in, loser. We’re going shopping.”
Been there, shopped that
“I’m a mouse, duh.”
Get with it.
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“Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?” No Muffin Left Unbuttered: The Jason the Skeeze Story.
“Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die.” Good advice never gets old.
“It’s like I have ESPN or something.” That too.
“That’s why her hair is so big: It’s full of secrets.” Or pomade.
“It’s not my fault you’re, like, in love with me or something!” Can’t help falling in love with you.
“Did you drink awesome shooters?” Well, did you?
“I can’t help it that I’m so popular.” It’s a blessing and a curse.
“You can’t just ask someone why they’re white.” True.
“Your mom’s chest hair.” The fabric of our lives.
“She asked me how to spell orange.” The yardstick for intelligence.
“So you agree. You think you’re really pretty.” Um.
“Now I guess she’s on crack.” Say crack again.
“The limit does not exist.” Math is the same in every language. Deep.
“She’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.” Worth saying twice.
“I can’t go to Taco Bell, I’m on an all-carb diet.” Heed the call of the Bell.
Student: Nice wig, Janis. What’s it made of? Janis: Your mom’s chest hair!
Damian: Health, Spanish… You’re taking 12th Grade calculus? Cady: Yeah, I like math. Damian: Eww. Why? Cady: Because it’s the same in every country. Damian: That’s beautiful. This girl is deep.
Cady: And they have this book, this “Burn Book” where they write mean things about girls in our grade.
Janis: Well what does it say about me? Cady: You’re not in it. Janis: Those bitches.
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Janis: Regina George… How do I begin to explain Regina George? Emma Gerber: Regina George is flawless. Lea Edwards: She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus. Mathlete Tim Pak: I hear her hair’s insured for $10,000. Amber D’Alessio: I hear she does car commercials… In Japan. Kristen Hadley: Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues. Short Girl: One time she met John Stamos on a plane… Jessica Lopez: – And he told her she was pretty. Bethany Byrd: One time she punched me in the face… It was awesome.
Short Girl: Hey, get out of here. Damian: Oh my God – Danny DeVito! I love your work!
Gretchen Weiners: Maybe she feels weird around me because I’m the only one that knows about her nose job. Oh my God, pretend you didn’t hear that!
Janis: What is that smell? Cady: Oh, Regina gave me some perfume. Janis: You smell like a baby prostitute. Cady: Thanks.
Cady’s mom: Where’s Cady? Cady’s dad: She went out. Cady’s mom: She’s grounded. Cady’s dad: Are they not supposed to be let out when they’re grounded?
Cady: Wow. Your house is really nice. Regina: I know, right? Gretchen: Make sure you check out her mom’s boob job. They’re hard as rocks.
Janis: Why didn’t they just keep home schooling you? Cady: They wanted me to get socialized. Damian: Oh, you’ll get socialized all right, a little slice like you. Cady: What are you talking about? Janis: You’re a regulation hottie. Cady: What? Damian: Own it.
Regina: I know she’s kind of socially retarded and weird, but she’s my friend… So, just promise me you won’t make fun of her!
George: I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Right, Regina? Regina: Please stop talking.
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Karen: God. My hips are huge! Gretchen: Oh please. I hate my calves. Regina: At least you guys can wear halters. I’ve got man shoulders. Cady: [voiceover] I used to think there was just fat and skinny. But apparently, there are lots of things that can be wrong on your body. Gretchen: My hairline is so weird. Regina: My pores are huge. Karen: My nail beds suck.
Regina: Cady, do you even know who sings this? Cady: Um… The Spice Girls? Regina: I love her. She’s like a Martian!
Duvall: Miss Smith, why would Regina refer to herself as a “fugly slut”?
Bethany Byrd: Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons. But I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!
Coach Carr: At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia. And die.
Cady: I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she’d look like a British man.
Cady: She’s not even that good looking if you really look at her. Janis: I don’t know, now that she’s getting fatter she’s got pretty big jugs.
George: Hey, you guys! Happy hour is from four to six! Cady: Um, is there alcohol in this? Mrs. George: Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you’re going to drink I’d rather you do it in the house.
Gretchen: That is so fetching! Regina: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It’s not going to happen!
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Janis: We gotta crack Gretchen. Once we crack Gretchen, we crack the lock on Regina’s whole dirty history.
Damien: Say crack again.
Janis: Crack.
Karen: If you’re from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my God Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white.
Karen: You know who’s looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski.
Gretchen: Okay, you did not just say that.
Karen: What? He’s a good kisser.
Gretchen: He’s your cousin.
Karen: Yeah, but he’s my first cousin.
Gretchen: Right.
Karen: So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins…
Gretchen: No, honey, uh-uh.
Karen: That’s not right, is it?
Gretchen: That is so not right.
Regina: Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?
Lea Edwards: It was my mom’s in the ’80s.
Regina: Vintage, so adorable.
Lea Edwards: Thanks.
Regina: [After Lea’s left.] That is the ugliest effing skirt I’ve ever seen.
Cady: You’re not stupid, Karen.
Karen: No, I am actually. I’m failing almost everything!
Cady: Well there must be something you’re good at.
Karen: I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?
Cady: No. Anything else?
Karen: Well, I’m kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.
Cady: What do you mean?
Karen: It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain.
Cady: Really? That’s amazing.
Karen: Well, they can tell when it’s raining.
Coach Carr: Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up. Kiss, just don’t do it, promise? OK, now everybody takes some rubbers.
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Cady: Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.
Regina: I gave him everything… I was half a virgin when I met him!
Cady: I know it may look like I was being a bitch, but that’s only because I was acting like a bitch.
Cady: Ms. Norbury had us write out apologies to people we’d hurt in our lives. Michigan Girl: Alyssa, I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.
Weirdly religious child: And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle…so that Man could fight the dinosaurs… And the homosexuals. Chorus of siblings: A-men!
Aaron: Your face smells like peppermint.
Shane Oman: Why are you eating a Kalteen bar? Regina: I’m starving. Shane Oman: Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class. Regina: What? Shane Oman: They make you gain weight like crazy. Regina: Motherf…[spits out bar and screams.].
Karen: Ma’am, do you have this in the next size up? Saleslady: Sorry, we only carry sizes 1,3, and 5. You could try Sears.
Cady: Wait for Regina, I didn’t mean for this to happen! Regina: To find out that everyone hates me? I don’t care! Cady: Wait Regina, just listen! Regina: No! Do you know what everyone says about you? Hmm? They say that you’re a homeschooled jungle freak that’s a less hot version of me! Yeah, so don’t try to act so innocent! You can take that fake apology, and shove it right up your hairy c…[gets hit by a bus.].
Funny Mean Girls Quotes
Cady’s dad: Hey, how was school? Cady: Fine. Cady’s mom: Were people nice? Cady: No. Cady’s dad: Did you make any friends? Cady: Yes.
Jason: Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple! Student: Yeah, that’s true dude.
Cady: Regina, wow, you look really beautiful. Regina: I’m wearing a spinal halo. Cady Look, I’m really sorry about the bus. I feel like it’s all my fault. Regina: Stopping making this about you. I’m the one that got hit by the bus. Cady: I’m really sorry about all the other stuff too. Regina: Okay, I’m going to forgive you because I’m a very Zen person… And I’m on a lot of pain medication right now.
Cady: Regina said she’ll talk to Aaron. And now she is. How can Janis hate her? She’s such a good… SLUT!
Damian: She’s fabulous, but she’s evil.
Cady: Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that’s not good.
Gretchen: Growing up female in this world is not easy. In China, baby girls are routinely put up for adoption. And in parts of Africa, women are still made to live in tents during the time of their menses. Karen: Ew! Gretchen: And even in fancy countries like the United States and England, seven out of ten girls have a negative body image.
Regina George: Who cares? Six of those girls are right!
Janis: Cady, you gotta steal that book Cady: No Way! Janis: Come on! We could publish it and then everybody would see what an ax-wound she really is!
Regina: I know, right?
Gretchen: I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me… But I can’t help it that I’m popular.
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Regina: She thinks she’s gonna have a party and not invite me? Who does she think she is? Shane: You’re right, hon. Regina: I, like, invented her, you know what I mean?
Duvall: So, uh… How was your summer? Ms. Norbury: I got divorced. Mr. Duvall: Oh. My carpal tunnel came back. Ms. Norbury: I win.
Janis: There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.
Janis: We gotta crack Gretchen. Once we crack Gretchen, we crack the lock on Regina’s whole dirty history.
Damien: Say crack again. Janis: Crack.
Karen: If you’re from Africa, why are you white? Gretchen: Oh my God Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white.
Karen: You know who’s looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski. Gretchen: Okay, you did not just say that. Karen: What? He’s a good kisser. Gretchen: He’s your cousin. Karen: Yeah, but he’s my first cousin. Gretchen: Right. Karen: So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins… Gretchen: No, honey, uh-uh. Karen: That’s not right, is it? Gretchen: That is so not right.
Regina: Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it? Lea Edwards: It was my mom’s in the ’80s. Regina: Vintage, so adorable. Lea Edwards: Thanks. Regina: [After Lea’s left.] That is the ugliest effing skirt I’ve ever seen.
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Cady: You’re not stupid, Karen.
Karen: No, I am actually. I’m failing almost everything!
Cady: Well there must be something you’re good at.
Karen: I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?
Cady: No. Anything else?
Karen: Well, I’m kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.
Cady: What do you mean?
Karen: It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain.
Cady: Really? That’s amazing.
Karen: Well, they can tell when it’s raining.
Coach Carr: Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up. Kiss, just don’t do it, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.
Cady: Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.
Regina: I gave him everything… I was half a virgin when I met him!
Cady: I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that’s only because I was acting like a bitch.
Cady: Ms. Norbury had us write out apologies to people we’d hurt in our lives.
Michigan Girl: Alyssa, I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.
Weirdly religious child: And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle…so that Man could fight the dinosaurs… And the homosexuals.
Chorus of siblings: A-men!
Aaron: Your face smells like peppermint.
Shane Oman: Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?
Regina: I’m starving.
Shane Oman: Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.
Regina: What?
Shane Oman: They make you gain weight like crazy.
Regina: Motherf…[spits out bar and screams.].
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Karen: Ma’am, do you have this in the next size up?
Saleslady: Sorry, we only carry sizes 1,3, and 5. You could try Sears.
Cady: Wait for Regina, I didn’t mean for this to happen!
Regina: To find out that everyone hates me? I don’t care!
Cady: Wait Regina, just listen!
Regina: No! Do you know what everyone says about you? Hmm? They say that you’re a homeschooled jungle freak that’s a less hot version of me! Yeah, so don’t try to act so innocent! You can take that fake apology, and shove it right up your hairy c…[gets hit by a bus.].
Cady’s dad: Hey, how was school?
Cady: Fine.
Cady’s mom: Were people nice?
Cady: No.
Cady’s dad: Did you make any friends?
Cady: Yes.
Jason: Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!
Student: Yeah, that’s true dude.
Cady: Regina, wow, you look really beautiful.
Regina: I’m wearing a spinal halo.
Cady Look, I’m really sorry about the bus. I feel like it’s all my fault.
Regina: Stopping making this about you. I’m the one that got hit by the bus.
Cady: I’m really sorry about all the other stuff too.
Regina: Okay, I’m going to forgive you because I’m a very Zen person… And I’m in a lot of pain
