FUNNY BIRTHDAY JOKES | MESSAGES | STATUSES | WISHES

FUNNY BIRTHDAY JOKES

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FUNNY BIRTHDAY JOKES

  • Chuck Norris ate his birthday cake before anybody had the chance to tell him that there was a stripper inside.

  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Jimmy.
    Jimmy who?
    Jimmy birthday cake! I’m starving!

  • You don’t get smarter when you become older. There just aren’t so many stupid things left that you haven’t done yet.
    The problem with getting older is you get dry dreams and wet farts.

  • Q: What do you give a Tasmanian devil for his birthday?
    A: I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!

  • Father: Happy birthday my boy! And what would you like as a gift?

    Son: A dog.

    Father: I’m sorry, but you know that’s not possible.

    Son: Ok, then I want to be the father for one day and you the son.

    Father: Ok, no problem.

    Son: Fantastic. Son, get dressed, we’ll go to the animal shelter to look for a nice puppy.

  • You’re not getting old. You’re getting classy.

  • It’s my wife’s birthday on Monday.
    I asked her last month what she would like to get as a present. ‘Oh, I don’t know,’ she told me, ‘anything with diamonds would be lovely.” I bet she’s going to love her brand new set of playing cards!

  • What’s the best type of present?

    Yet another present!

  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Mark.
    Mark who?
    Mark your calendars ladies and gentlemen . . . my birthday is coming!

  • “Wow, this birthday cake sure is crunchy.”

    “It’s usually not supposed to be eaten with the plate!”

FUNNY BIRTHDAY JOKES 2017

  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Jimmy.
    Jimmy who?
    Jimmy birthday cake! I’m starving!

    0
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Jimmy.
    Jimmy who?
    Jimmy birthday cake! I’m starving!

    1
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Jimmy.
    Jimmy who?
    Jimmy birthday cake! I’m starving!

    2
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Jimmy.
    Jimmy who?
    Jimmy birthday cake! I’m starving!

    3
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Jimmy.
    Jimmy who?
    Jimmy birthday cake! I’m starving!

    4
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Jimmy.
    Jimmy who?
    Jimmy birthday cake! I’m starving!

    5
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Jimmy.
    Jimmy who?
    Jimmy birthday cake! I’m starving!

    6
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Jimmy.
    Jimmy who?
    Jimmy birthday cake! I’m starving!

    7
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Jimmy.
    Jimmy who?
    Jimmy birthday cake! I’m starving!

    8
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Jimmy.
    Jimmy who?
    Jimmy birthday cake! I’m starving!

    9

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FUNNY BIRTHDAY JOKES | MESSAGES

  • You don’t get smarter when you become older. There just aren’t so many stupid things left that you haven’t done yet.
    The problem with getting older is you get dry dreams and wet farts.

    0
  • You don’t get smarter when you become older. There just aren’t so many stupid things left that you haven’t done yet.
    The problem with getting older is you get dry dreams and wet farts.

    1
  • You don’t get smarter when you become older. There just aren’t so many stupid things left that you haven’t done yet.
    The problem with getting older is you get dry dreams and wet farts.

    2
  • You don’t get smarter when you become older. There just aren’t so many stupid things left that you haven’t done yet.
    The problem with getting older is you get dry dreams and wet farts.

    3
  • You don’t get smarter when you become older. There just aren’t so many stupid things left that you haven’t done yet.
    The problem with getting older is you get dry dreams and wet farts.

    4
  • You don’t get smarter when you become older. There just aren’t so many stupid things left that you haven’t done yet.
    The problem with getting older is you get dry dreams and wet farts.

    5
  • You don’t get smarter when you become older. There just aren’t so many stupid things left that you haven’t done yet.
    The problem with getting older is you get dry dreams and wet farts.

    6
  • You don’t get smarter when you become older. There just aren’t so many stupid things left that you haven’t done yet.
    The problem with getting older is you get dry dreams and wet farts.

    7
  • You don’t get smarter when you become older. There just aren’t so many stupid things left that you haven’t done yet.
    The problem with getting older is you get dry dreams and wet farts.

    8
  • You don’t get smarter when you become older. There just aren’t so many stupid things left that you haven’t done yet.
    The problem with getting older is you get dry dreams and wet farts.

    9

FUNNY BIRTHDAY JOKES | STATUSES

  • Q: What do you give a Tasmanian devil for his birthday?
    A: I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!

    0
  • Q: What do you give a Tasmanian devil for his birthday?
    A: I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!

    1
  • Q: What do you give a Tasmanian devil for his birthday?
    A: I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!

    2
  • Q: What do you give a Tasmanian devil for his birthday?
    A: I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!

    3
  • Q: What do you give a Tasmanian devil for his birthday?
    A: I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!

    4
  • Q: What do you give a Tasmanian devil for his birthday?
    A: I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!

    5
  • Q: What do you give a Tasmanian devil for his birthday?
    A: I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!

    6
  • Q: What do you give a Tasmanian devil for his birthday?
    A: I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!

    7
  • Q: What do you give a Tasmanian devil for his birthday?
    A: I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!

    8
  • Q: What do you give a Tasmanian devil for his birthday?
    A: I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!

    9

FUNNY BIRTHDAY JOKES | SAYINGS

  • Father: Happy birthday my boy! And what would you like as a gift?

    Son: A dog.

    Father: I’m sorry, but you know that’s not possible.

    Son: Ok, then I want to be the father for one day and you the son.

    Father: Ok, no problem.

    Son: Fantastic. Son, get dressed, we’ll go to the animal shelter to look for a nice puppy.

    0
  • Father: Happy birthday my boy! And what would you like as a gift?

    Son: A dog.

    Father: I’m sorry, but you know that’s not possible.

    Son: Ok, then I want to be the father for one day and you the son.

    Father: Ok, no problem.

    Son: Fantastic. Son, get dressed, we’ll go to the animal shelter to look for a nice puppy.

    1
  • Father: Happy birthday my boy! And what would you like as a gift?

    Son: A dog.

    Father: I’m sorry, but you know that’s not possible.

    Son: Ok, then I want to be the father for one day and you the son.

    Father: Ok, no problem.

    Son: Fantastic. Son, get dressed, we’ll go to the animal shelter to look for a nice puppy.

    2
  • Father: Happy birthday my boy! And what would you like as a gift?

    Son: A dog.

    Father: I’m sorry, but you know that’s not possible.

    Son: Ok, then I want to be the father for one day and you the son.

    Father: Ok, no problem.

    Son: Fantastic. Son, get dressed, we’ll go to the animal shelter to look for a nice puppy.

    3
  • Father: Happy birthday my boy! And what would you like as a gift?

    Son: A dog.

    Father: I’m sorry, but you know that’s not possible.

    Son: Ok, then I want to be the father for one day and you the son.

    Father: Ok, no problem.

    Son: Fantastic. Son, get dressed, we’ll go to the animal shelter to look for a nice puppy.

    4
  • Father: Happy birthday my boy! And what would you like as a gift?

    Son: A dog.

    Father: I’m sorry, but you know that’s not possible.

    Son: Ok, then I want to be the father for one day and you the son.

    Father: Ok, no problem.

    Son: Fantastic. Son, get dressed, we’ll go to the animal shelter to look for a nice puppy.

    5
  • Father: Happy birthday my boy! And what would you like as a gift?

    Son: A dog.

    Father: I’m sorry, but you know that’s not possible.

    Son: Ok, then I want to be the father for one day and you the son.

    Father: Ok, no problem.

    Son: Fantastic. Son, get dressed, we’ll go to the animal shelter to look for a nice puppy.

    6
  • Father: Happy birthday my boy! And what would you like as a gift?

    Son: A dog.

    Father: I’m sorry, but you know that’s not possible.

    Son: Ok, then I want to be the father for one day and you the son.

    Father: Ok, no problem.

    Son: Fantastic. Son, get dressed, we’ll go to the animal shelter to look for a nice puppy.

    7
  • Father: Happy birthday my boy! And what would you like as a gift?

    Son: A dog.

    Father: I’m sorry, but you know that’s not possible.

    Son: Ok, then I want to be the father for one day and you the son.

    Father: Ok, no problem.

    Son: Fantastic. Son, get dressed, we’ll go to the animal shelter to look for a nice puppy.

    8
  • Father: Happy birthday my boy! And what would you like as a gift?

    Son: A dog.

    Father: I’m sorry, but you know that’s not possible.

    Son: Ok, then I want to be the father for one day and you the son.

    Father: Ok, no problem.

    Son: Fantastic. Son, get dressed, we’ll go to the animal shelter to look for a nice puppy.

    9

BEST FUNNY BIRTHDAY JOKES

  • You’re not getting old. You’re getting classy.

    0
  • You’re not getting old. You’re getting classy.

    1
  • You’re not getting old. You’re getting classy.

    2
  • You’re not getting old. You’re getting classy.

    3
  • You’re not getting old. You’re getting classy.

    4
  • You’re not getting old. You’re getting classy.

    5
  • You’re not getting old. You’re getting classy.

    6
  • You’re not getting old. You’re getting classy.

    7
  • You’re not getting old. You’re getting classy.

    8
  • You’re not getting old. You’re getting classy.

    9

FUNNY BIRTHDAY JOKES Q&A

  • It’s my wife’s birthday on Monday.
    I asked her last month what she would like to get as a present. ‘Oh, I don’t know,’ she told me, ‘anything with diamonds would be lovely.” I bet she’s going to love her brand new set of playing cards!

    0
  • It’s my wife’s birthday on Monday.
    I asked her last month what she would like to get as a present. ‘Oh, I don’t know,’ she told me, ‘anything with diamonds would be lovely.” I bet she’s going to love her brand new set of playing cards!

    1
  • Q: What do you give a Tasmanian devil for his birthday?
    A: I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!

    7
  • It’s my wife’s birthday on Monday.
    I asked her last month what she would like to get as a present. ‘Oh, I don’t know,’ she told me, ‘anything with diamonds would be lovely.” I bet she’s going to love her brand new set of playing cards!

    3
  • It’s my wife’s birthday on Monday.
    I asked her last month what she would like to get as a present. ‘Oh, I don’t know,’ she told me, ‘anything with diamonds would be lovely.” I bet she’s going to love her brand new set of playing cards!

    4
  • It’s my wife’s birthday on Monday.
    I asked her last month what she would like to get as a present. ‘Oh, I don’t know,’ she told me, ‘anything with diamonds would be lovely.” I bet she’s going to love her brand new set of playing cards!

    5
  • It’s my wife’s birthday on Monday.
    I asked her last month what she would like to get as a present. ‘Oh, I don’t know,’ she told me, ‘anything with diamonds would be lovely.” I bet she’s going to love her brand new set of playing cards!

    6
  • It’s my wife’s birthday on Monday.
    I asked her last month what she would like to get as a present. ‘Oh, I don’t know,’ she told me, ‘anything with diamonds would be lovely.” I bet she’s going to love her brand new set of playing cards!

    7
  • It’s my wife’s birthday on Monday.
    I asked her last month what she would like to get as a present. ‘Oh, I don’t know,’ she told me, ‘anything with diamonds would be lovely.” I bet she’s going to love her brand new set of playing cards!

    8
  • It’s my wife’s birthday on Monday.
    I asked her last month what she would like to get as a present. ‘Oh, I don’t know,’ she told me, ‘anything with diamonds would be lovely.” I bet she’s going to love her brand new set of playing cards!

    9

ALL-TIME FAVORITE FUNNY BIRTHDAY JOKES Q&A

  • What’s the best type of present?

    Yet another present!

    0
  • What’s the best type of present?

    Yet another present!

    1
  • What’s the best type of present?

    Yet another present!

    2
  • What’s the best type of present?

    Yet another present!

    3
  • What’s the best type of present?

    Yet another present!

    4
  • What’s the best type of present?

    Yet another present!

    5
  • What’s the best type of present?

    Yet another present!

    6
  • What’s the best type of present?

    Yet another present!

    7
  • What’s the best type of present?

    Yet another present!

    8
  • What’s the best type of present?

    Yet another present!

    9

SPECIAL FUNNY BIRTHDAY JOKES

  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Mark.
    Mark who?
    Mark your calendars ladies and gentlemen . . . my birthday is coming!

    0
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Mark.
    Mark who?
    Mark your calendars ladies and gentlemen . . . my birthday is coming!

    1
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Mark.
    Mark who?
    Mark your calendars ladies and gentlemen . . . my birthday is coming!

    2
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Mark.
    Mark who?
    Mark your calendars ladies and gentlemen . . . my birthday is coming!

    3
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Mark.
    Mark who?
    Mark your calendars ladies and gentlemen . . . my birthday is coming!

    4
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Mark.
    Mark who?
    Mark your calendars ladies and gentlemen . . . my birthday is coming!

    5
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Mark.
    Mark who?
    Mark your calendars ladies and gentlemen . . . my birthday is coming!

    6
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Mark.
    Mark who?
    Mark your calendars ladies and gentlemen . . . my birthday is coming!

    7
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Mark.
    Mark who?
    Mark your calendars ladies and gentlemen . . . my birthday is coming!

    8
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Mark.
    Mark who?
    Mark your calendars ladies and gentlemen . . . my birthday is coming!

    9

FEW MORE FUNNY BIRTHDAY JOKES

  • It’s my wife’s birthday on Monday.
    I asked her last month what she would like to get as a present. ‘Oh, I don’t know,’ she told me, ‘anything with diamonds would be lovely.” I bet she’s going to love her brand new set of playing cards!

    5
  • “Wow, this birthday cake sure is crunchy.”

    “It’s usually not supposed to be eaten with the plate!”

    1
  • “Wow, this birthday cake sure is crunchy.”

    “It’s usually not supposed to be eaten with the plate!”

    2
  • “Wow, this birthday cake sure is crunchy.”

    “It’s usually not supposed to be eaten with the plate!”

    3
  • “Wow, this birthday cake sure is crunchy.”

    “It’s usually not supposed to be eaten with the plate!”

    4

FUNNY BIRTHDAY JOKES (IMAGES)

  • “Wow, this birthday cake sure is crunchy.”

    “It’s usually not supposed to be eaten with the plate!”

    5
  • “Wow, this birthday cake sure is crunchy.”

    “It’s usually not supposed to be eaten with the plate!”

    6
  • “Wow, this birthday cake sure is crunchy.”

    “It’s usually not supposed to be eaten with the plate!”

    7
  • “Wow, this birthday cake sure is crunchy.”

    “It’s usually not supposed to be eaten with the plate!”

    8
  • “Wow, this birthday cake sure is crunchy.”

    “It’s usually not supposed to be eaten with the plate!”

    9
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Jimmy.
    Jimmy who?
    Jimmy birthday cake! I’m starving!

    00
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Jimmy.
    Jimmy who?
    Jimmy birthday cake! I’m starving!

    01
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Jimmy.
    Jimmy who?
    Jimmy birthday cake! I’m starving!

    02
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Jimmy.
    Jimmy who?
    Jimmy birthday cake! I’m starving!

    03
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Jimmy.
    Jimmy who?
    Jimmy birthday cake! I’m starving!

    04

 

FUNNY BIRTHDAY JOKES

FUNNY BIRTHDAY JOKES

FUNNY BIRTHDAY JOKES

FUNNY BIRTHDAY JOKES

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