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FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES

Want to make Funny Birthday Wishes , looking inside all of the birthday cards to find the right one, prefer to send an e-Card to your friend on his or her special day, or even like making your own, there are many different ways you can make a message that is just the right to wish well for your friend. Here are some ideas to get you started.

FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES

 

  • For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.

  • You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.

  • My dear friend another year has gone, but unfortunately that doesn’t mean you’ve become any wiser.

  • OMG the room is getting hotter! Please call the fire department or blow these candles before it gets on fire.

  • On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.

  • In all the times and in all the lands there has never been a better backyard barbecue chef than you. I don’t mean that to be a hint about how you should celebrate your birthday. Okay, it is.

  • Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished!

  • Don’t worry about getting so old. I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. Love you my ancient friend!

  • For your birthday this year, I hope you don’t mind if we avoid the fire hazard of so many candles and use electronic candles, instead.

  • I promise I won’t reveal your age to anyone at the party, but we should probably light your cake outdoors in case the candles catch fire.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m forever thankful for a friend like you! I hope these Birthday wishes put a smile on your face!

  • No wise man ever wished to be any younger than he was. Old enough to know better…young enough to still do it. It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like? It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!

FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES 2017

 

  • You are like a sister to me, and I am sure you feel the same way. If you let me borrow all the stuff you get for your birthday, I promise not to tell mom what you did at the party!

  • Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck. Another year, another new place that aches.

  • Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Happy Birthday!

  • Last week, the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday!’

  • I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.

  • At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!

  • May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.

  • Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday! Better to be over the hill than buried under it.

  • Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

  • Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!

  • Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

  • Can you sniff all of these candles or should I call the fire department?

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  • In the bathroom?
    In the toilet?
    On your desk?
    On the fireplace?
    At 40, it is still a great achievement to remember where the car keys are!
    All the best!

  • I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.

  • One more year added now,
    so it’s better to remain over the ground rather than remaining under that.
    Wishing you a happy birthday.

  • You are gradually getting to the top of the hill.
    It’s better than being buried under it.

  • So, it’s another birthday with you.
    Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays,
    have lived the longest life in the earth.

  • People often compare birthdays with boogers.
    Because, with the increase of its number,
    people find breathing harder.

  • So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday.
    Have a special celebration.

  • Another year has gone,
    but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.

  • It’s your birthday.
    Have a buffet cake night and eat as much as you can.

  • No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items.
    Happy birthday.

  • The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can.

  • Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.

FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES | MESSAGES

 

  • See how many candles on your cake. You’ll have to blow them out only by sniffing. Ha ha!

  • Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!

  • I haven’t brought any cake for you. Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more. Happy birthday.

  • There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t on our course. May be I’m late, but happy birthday.

  • The room is getting hotter, please blow the candles before your room gets on fire.

  • It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is.

  • Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.

  • Hey, though it’s older, but yet it’s not better yet. Have a wonderful birthday.

  • Too many candles on the cake means you are getting older too fast.

  • It’s always very nice to be young, but allows you get to older every year. Don’t worry, just enjoy.

  • Though science says that people starts losing their memory at the age of 41, but for you we can only hope. Ha ha!

  • Can you remember those young, healthy and colorful days of our young age? It’s always feels awesome when you can recall all those memories.

FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES | SHORT-MESSAGES

 

  • Don’t blow the candles, the fire department is on their way to do this job.

  • It’s getting tougher to see the cake due to the candles over it. Can you remember those days when you had only a few candles on it? Happy birthday.

  • It feels great when your loved ones wish you the ways you wanted to be wished for this special day. Enjoy!!

  • Hope someday you’ll enjoy a delicious cake without any tooth.

  • Last week during the fire on that candle factory we all sang the song – “Happy birthday” to celebrate your birthday.

  • You must be feeling good, because you look fifty, though you are sixty today. Happy birthday.

  • Grow older and become toothless soon.

  • Hope you’ll live as long as you wish to live. Have a wonderful day.

  • I believe that man grows old like wine and women grows old like cheese. You know old wines are priceless.

  • On this special day my duty is to call the fire department when you’ll blow out those fifty candles. I’m ready.

  • As you are getting older, you are becoming wiser. You know no wise man ever wishes to be young again.

  • Some special words on your birthday: keep smiling as long as you’ve those teeth.

  • Another year gone, how fast the numbers of candles on the cake are rising.Congratulations for your sweet smile. Though you don’t have all your teeth, but yet it’s sweet like always.

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  • People often believe that good things don’t last long. So, I guess you are a bad ass!

  • You may look old, but your heart is evergreen. You are only twenty if we count the age of your heart. Live as long as you wish.

  • Happy birthday dear. Another birthday means one step closer to the end of life.

  • The best secret that is yet to be revealed is your true age.

  • Though it’s obvious to grow old, but it’s optional to grow up.

  • You must enjoy the cake, because you won’t get a second chance to enjoy that special item as you are under diet.

  • You always enjoy your birthday in some amazing ways, that’s why you should have one birthday every year.

  • The cake looks very little for those plenty of candles.

  • Look, so many candles on a so little cake.

  • You are such a person who always reminds me the memories of my old days. I’ve never found a smart, funny and good looking person than you. Thank you for being with me.

  • You get older every year, but I don’t want to remember that. Just enjoy and don’t eat my portion of cake

  • Look at my delicious cake. I know you love cakes so let’s finish it together.

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  • I know we both have grown very old now, but I hope you are not going to die before you taste the birthday cake.

  • It’s time to stop counting the numbers of candles and start to think about the wishes you’ve got today.

  • You are a person for whom it’s always tough to find a perfect gift. So, I decided not to bring anything expect this beautiful rose.

  • Shopping anything for your special day is always hard, so let’s do it together today.

  • Look, the number of candles is getting higher, but the cake is still too small. Happy birthday.

  • Next year, arrange a big cake so that the number of candles fit on the cake easily. Wishing you a happy birthday.

  • One more year has gone. Now you are more grown up. Make sure you do, it flawlessly.

  • It’s always good to have a birthday, but to me it’s another chance to eat lots more cakes.

  • You are so old that I don’t think you would be able to find a bigger cake that fits all the candles together.

  • No matter how old you become today, don’t let your special day to be spoiled by someone else than me.

  • Still your smile looks beautiful with those few remaining teeth. Happy birthday.

  • The number of candles is too much for your tiny cake. Make sure to arrange a bigger one next time.I know your best birthdays are yet to arrive. Let’s wait for those. Happy birthday.

BEST FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES

 

  • A true friend always remembers your birth date not the how old you are becoming. But believe me, I can remember both of them. I feel so special for this.

  • You’ve started forgetting things. It’s an indication that you are getting older. But that doesn’t mean that we will forget to celebrate your special day.

  • The usefulness of life is measured on its application, not in its length. Have a wonderful birthday.

  • I know the reason why you are scared of your birthday. Because people wish you with weird messages and present your scary cards.

  • You try a lot to look younger, but still you look older. Enjoy your day.

  • You will find millions of people in this world and among them I would like to wish you a very happy birthday. Make it the best day of your life.

  • There are good as well as bad people in the world. Only good people are lucky to find wishes from their well-wishers. Happy birthday.

  • Your birth date is very special because the world found was blessed with several special people. But I’m so sorry to tell you that you are not one of them.

  • Can you remember our those old days? Those memories are still fresh in my mind. Thanks for being with me. Happy birthday.

  • With age, wisdom comes. That’s why I believe you are one of the wisest people.

  • No matter how old you become, still you are the smartest and best looking person in this entire world.

  • People often say that time is the best healer though it’s also true that time is a dreadful beautician too. Have a wonderful day.

TOP FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES

 

  • Today one of your secret is going to be revealed. So, get ready for the blast. Happy birthday.

  • Time runs fast and you are getting older fast too. It seems only a few days when we were young. Now it’s hard to find a tooth in your mouth. Happy birthday.

  • Every time I ask you the true age, you smile and skip that topic. Today, I won’t give you any chance to escape.

  • You are the perfect example of how old people celebrate their birthday. There is plenty of food, but doctor has warned you not to eat any of those. Happy birthday!!

  • You are the person who surprises me most. I don’t know how you passed first one and a half year without talking a single word. Good luck!

  • On your birthday, a few wise words: smile while you still have teeth. Happy Birthday!

  • You realize you are getting older when the candles on your cake are more expensive than the cake itself.

  • In the hallway? In the bathroom? On the kitchen table? In front of the chimney? At 40, it is truly remarkable to remember when you left your car keys. Happy Birthday!

  • What a great presence! What a remarkable intelligence! What charm, and what beautiful eyes! But, enough about me. Happy Birthday!

  • I promise not to tell anyone how old you are this year. Since we grew up together, doing that would give away my age, too.

  • You look different. Did you lose some weight? Did you change your hairstyle? Did you get a haircut? There is something different about you. Oh, I know. You are one year older!

  • For your birthday, I have been thinking of something grandiose, superb, and impressing. But anyway, I do not cost anything to think, right?

LATEST FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES

 

  • I would wish you, “May all your dreams come true,” but I am afraid that, if they do come true, I will have nothing to wish you next year.

  • Like good wine, you get better with the years.

  • I have been looking everywhere for a decent gift, but I found nothing suitable for someone as special as you, so accept a good thought and my best wishes, accompanied by a sincere “Happy Birthday!”

  • Celebrate, or simply take the time for yourself. It is your day, so make the most of it in any way you like. Happy Birthday!

  • May today be the happiest day of your life, and may tomorrow be even happier than today!

  • People may wish you many things. I only wish you two: never and always. To never be sad, and to always be happy.

  • Enjoy every moment, smile, be happy and remember one thing: today is the most special day of the year, so live it to the fullest!

  • Did you really think that I forgot about a day as special as your birthday? I wholeheartedly send this birthday message and I assure you of my everlasting friendship!

  • Do you know someone I should send a Happy Birthday message to, an anniversary or anything like that? If you do know of some parties, let me know, because I have not eaten cake lately and my blood sugar level is starting to drop!

  • I wish you that every year the number of the candles decreases, while the number of the parties, cakes and Happy Birthday wishes grows!

  • Some people make the world more beautiful just because they are part of it. Happy Birthday!

  • You are such a heart-warming, polite, honest, witty and unique person in this world. Receive my best wishes on your birthday and these little white lies.

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SPECIAL FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES

 

  • This message does not contain fat, cholesterol or additives. It is entirely natural, but it contains much more sugar. However, it could never be nearly as sweet as the person who reads it. Smile and Happy Birthday!

  • I wanted to put candles on the cake, but it is hard to put that many on it and I ran out of space. Happy Birthday to my favorite person!

  • Special people are rare … I am so lucky I met you! Happy Birthday from the bottom of my heart!

  • May you have a healthy year, and because you do not have heat in your house, I wish you a warm Happy Birthday!

  • Have a fabulous day today, and remember: you cannot have sex just yet; you will need the energy to blow off your candles.

  • Many wishes for a happy birthday. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. But then again, we would need to narrow that down a bit.

  • Wishing you a wonderful special day. I bought you a special gift this year….a cane

  • I got you something we both would like. Too bad I ate on the way here.

  • I got you a male stripper, but he can’t come over because he just won’t leave my house.

  • You are how old? No, that doesn’t seem right…aren’t you older! I picked out your coffin on the way here. Isn’t it time you bought that depends now!

  • You look good for your age….how much did you pay Satan!

  • Happy Special birthday. I guess now we don’t look like twins anymore. I look better!

FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES | SHORT-MESSAGES

 

  • God you are old. Oh well, Happy Birthday

  • Birthdays are a time of family and friends. Maybe you’ll get some next year.

  • I wanted to invite your friends this year, but then I realized they are all mine. Happy B-day anyway.

  • Wishing you a special day from your family. We will buy you something next year.

  • We wanted to buy you something this year, but our budget wouldn’t allow it. So this card will have to do.

  • Turn the card over and you will find your gift…..sucker!

  • I looked all over for some classy messages, but sadly I turned up with nothing. I guess they know you too well.

  • Happy birthday from friends and family. What? You were expecting something else!

  • Your how old? Na, that can’t be right. You look too good!

  • Birthdays are a time of togetherness. Don’t worry you won’t find that here!

  • I hate to tell you this, but your wheelchair will be arrived tomorrow. Happy b-day from your friends and family.

  • I got you the ultimate gift…, unfortunately fell down the hole down with it.

ALL-TIME FAVORITE FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES

 

  • Your relatives are all here to wish you a great celebration. I ordered them from Japan, but they are still here.

  • You by passed by birthday last year, so my present to you is the same in return.

  • I was going to get you a good-looking guy fro your birthday, but unfortunately your neighbor won’t leave his wife.

  • Best wishes on your day, better you than me.

  • How about I just give you cash and we call it even?

  • I just re wrapped the gift you got me last year…I hope you don’t mind.

  • What do you get the one person who has everything? How about a personality?!

  • I’m not going to lie to you and tell you that you look good for your age. That’s what your relatives are for.

  • Wishes comes and go, but age sticks with you!

  • I know you want to turn back the clock. But with the amount of years on you I feel that is not a possibility.

  • Your age should be in the Book of Records. And you thought you wouldn’t amount to anything.

  • This is a time of sentiment and emotion. Screw that! Let’s party boy!

SOME OF THE BEST FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES

 

  • For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, But then I remembered you already have me in your life.

  • Can’t tell you how cute you’ll look with all that cake on your face.

  • For the world, it’s just an ordinary day, but for me, oh my friend! This is the best day of the year. Wishing you a happy and colorful birthday!

  • You can open your eyes; you will only find birthday candles on fire. Look behind you there is your gift, I was joking just wanted to give you birthday bombs.

  • I hope you forgive me for eating your lunch, I couldn’t stop myself after all it was your birthday cake.

  • If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday.

  • Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.

FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES

  • Friendship is a bond between two human minds which will be stronger if cake is shared between them! Happy cake-eating day, my friend!

  • I was going to make you a wine cake but now I am drunk this is just a cake.

  • On this day, the most beautiful heart was born. She is my best friend and I am proud of her.

  • A friend is one with whom I share happiness, but a best friend is one with whom I can share grief, too. Happy birthday to my best friend!

  • Happy birthday to my best friend with whom I have spent my best years. Here’s to many more years to come!

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FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR FRIENDS

 

  • Congratulations! You’re the only person that I don’t need a Facebook reminder to remember their birthday.

  • Dear Friend. Have you ever wondered why I’ve kept you around for so long? You know too many of my secrets. Happy Birthday!

  • On your birthday, don’t worry about your age. Just count it in dog years. In your case, that would be… still pretty darn old!

  • One day sky was crying. I asked him why you are crying today. He told me i have lost my beautiful star. It was a day when you were born. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Cutie

  • After all these years, you know just the buttons to push to turn me on or drive me crazy. Have a great birthday

  • I actually think you are getting younger with each candle you blow. Your charm never ceases to amaze me. Happy Birthday.

  • Your Birthday is so important that we find it impossible to take it seriously; so, let’s go crazy with celebrations.

FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES

  • Birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece? Aha, but I’m going to try it with my veggies!

  • Actually, I wanted to get you something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.

  • Remember when music was better and people were nicer, and children respected their elders? Oh, what am I saying? I bet you don’t remember your own name. Happy birthday anyway!

  • Dekho kaise matakte ho kitna uchal k chalte ho. Mana ap ka janamdin hai, itna kyu fudakte ho. Chalo HAPPY BIRTHDAY

  • Deepak me noor Na hota, Tanha Dil itna majbur na hota, Hum aapko khud B’day wish karne aate, Agar aapka aasiyana itni dur na hota

FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR BEST FRIEND

 

  • A 4 = aap ko,
    B 4 = bhaut bhaut,

    C 4 = chori chori,

    D 4 = dil se,
    E 4 = ek bar,
    F 4 = face 2 face,

    G 4 = gale mila kar,
    Aap ko kehna chahte hai.
    ” HaPpY bIrtHdAy “

  • Har din se pyara lagta hai hame ye khaas din,
    Hum jise bitana nahi chahte aap bin,
    Vaise to dil deta hai sada hi dua apko,
    Phir bhi kehte hai mubarak ho Janmdin apko

  • Birthday ki toh party honi chahiye,
    wish to morning ki bhi hoti hai.
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY Dost

  • Dua Hai Ki Har Kadam Par Aapke Kamyabi Ho,
    Har Safalta Pe Aapka Naam Ho,
    Kisi Bhi Mushkil Me Aap Haar Na Mane,
    Hamari Dua Har Dam Aapke Saath Ho!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY

  • So you say a lighter?..
    I guess we will need a flame-thrower to light up all of your candles,
    buddy!

  • So tell me,
    buddy, how old are you now?
    I mean those parts that you were born with,
    terminator?

  • Let’s celebrate your birthday and stop worrying about your age…
    It’s too late!

  • Time can be a good healer,
    but unfortunately it is a bad beautician, and in your case it is proved…
    Have a great birthday!

  • Stop counting candles on your birthday cake!
    You will get one more year older,
    till you count them all!

  • Usually wisdom comes along with age.
    It look like you haven’t reach that age yet,
    happy birthday!

  • I am going to tell you one secret –
    as far as I know you today you are the oldest,
    so let’s celebrate that!

  • Lately my pal has given me a fossil.
    You know, it reminds me somebody,
    who is celebrating his birthday today…

FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES

 

  • It’s freezing today and it is so good that your birthday cake with all the candles brings much more warmth than the fireplace!

  • In the cupboard?
    On the coffee table?
    Near the bed?
    At 50 it is a great victory to remember where you left your keys,
    happy birthday!

  • Lately it turned out that birthdays are good for your health.
    Research has showed that those people who have most of them,
    live the longest.

  • Happy birthday to my old friend.
    I hope that this year you are going to get a brand new disease.
    Take care!

  • On your day as a birthday present I want to give you joy,
    love,
    friendship,
    wisdom and
    lots of other things that cost nothing!

  • When you were born, you were so surprised that didn’t talk for more than a year.

FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES

  • A person like you is too special for just a birthday card.
    So keep the envelope too!

  • The 4 signs of old age are: Loss of memory
    and I can’t remember the others…

    On birthdays kids wish to be older,
    adults – to be younger.

  • On your birthday I wish you to be as lucky as a gnat in a nudist colony.

  • I will stand and hold my breath until you promise to
    have a fantastic Happy Birthday.
    Please, please promise quickly!

  • It‘s no matter how old you are –
    you don’t look it!

  • It’s good to know that someone likes you,
    thinks about you and needs you.
    But it feels even better when you know that someone remembers your birthday! Yes, it’s me!!!

FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR LOVED ONES

 

  • A simple task for you!
    Put your right hand on your left shoulder and the left hand on the right.
    Now shout joyously – you just received a big birthday hug from me!

  • Today is the first day of your life as an old person…

  • Today is a perfect day to thank you for NOT using a con**m, Daddy.

  • Finally you are 21,
    and now you can legally do everything you have been doing for years!

  • Birthdays are good for your health –
    the more birthdays you celebrate,
    the longer you live.

  • Congratulations on your Birthday!
    If someone says that you’re getting old,
    don’t listen to him and throw your artificial teeth set or hit with your walking stick!

  • You’re 21 now,
    so you can drink.

    Just think, in 14 years you can become president of the US.
    But only because you can do something doesn’t mean it’s a good idea to try.
    I wish you a thunderous Happy Birthday!

FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES

  • Today you reached the age of responsibility.
    Give it a few months and you will be wondering why you were in such a hurry to get here. Happy Birthday!

  • It’s your special day.
    Look ahead,
    think back,
    sing out,
    dance around,
    get down,
    live it up
    and have a memorable Bday!

  • The secret of staying young is to live honestly,
    eat slowly and … lie about your age.
    Happy Birthday to you!
    I wish you live for a thousand years!

  • I don’t tell you this every day,
    but be thankful that your birthday comes just once a year.
    Think how old you would be if it came every month!
    Have a rocking day!

  • The secret of living a long life is simple –
    just continue breathing.
    I wish you a healthy and long life,
    happy birthday to you!

FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES 2017

 

  • On your special day I thought of giving you the cutest gift ever.
    But how can I give you yourself???

  • You’re my best friend.
    Happy Birthday to you!
    Just one question – you’re paying the bill,
    aren’t you?

  • Happy Birthday!
    It’s so good to be handsome and smart.
    Can you remember???

  • You’re not getting older.
    You’re just a little closer to dying!
    Happy Bday!

  • It doesn’t matter how old you get,
    I don’t think you will grow up, mate.
    Happy birthday!

  • Happy B-day!

  • The letter “B” means only ‘Birthday’…
    But you can have a few ‘B’eers to celebrate!

FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES

  • Who cares about your birthday?
    I mean, it’s not like a holiday or something…

  • Nothing could make me happier than sending this birthday message! …
    Except, maybe, sending it from the beach in Florida!

  • Oops, you’re old!
    It’s not funny,
    but you’re getting funnier looking!

  • Have fun blowing out all the candles on your cake while you can still count them.

  • On your special day I wish that mosquitos would suck your fat instead of blood!

  • Happy Bday! How old you are, I won’t ask…

FEW MORE FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES

 

  • There is a nice, handsome, wise and successful man who was born today. Unfortunately, it wasn’t you. Who knows, maybe it will be you the next year. Happy birthday, my friend!

  • Unexpected showers? Breaking clouds? Lightning from nowhere? Don’t be afraid, this is God’s way of wishing you a thunderous Happy Birthday!

  • Best wishes to my best friend! On your special day I wish you to die in bed at 90 years… strangled by your jealous husband (wife).

  • Congratulations on your special day, buddy, but please be careful and don’t burn your house with so many candles on your cake.

  • Enjoy your birthday! May all your wishes come true and hopefully your wife doesn’t find out about them!

  • On your big day I wish that your failures be as few as the teeth of your grandfather!

  • Earlier I wished that your entire wish comes true this year. Then I thought that if your all dreams come true this year. Then there will be no dream left for Next year.

  • It’s your day; celebrate it in your way. Take out time and enjoy the day. Don’t waste it away. Happy Birthday!!

  • This is your special day. Spend it with a smile and make it remember able. Because once it was gone it will come after one year.

  • Don’t worry about your home. I had already booked fire extinguisher, in case your bday cake catch fire. Love you my old friend.

  • Don’t worry about your age. You are still younger than your next birthday. Have a special Celebration.

 

FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES (IMAGES)

FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES

FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES

FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES

FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES

FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES

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