BIRTHDAY JOKES | FUNNY MESSAGES | WISHES | IMAGES

BIRTHDAY JOKES

Want to spread happiness with some of the best Birthday Jokes , looking inside all of the birthday cards to find the right one, prefer to send an e-Card to your friend on his or her special day, or even like making your own, there are many different ways you can make a message that is just the right to wish well for your friend.

BIRTHDAY JOKES

 

  • Boyfriend: How come you didn’t get me a present for my birthday?!
    -Girlfriend: Well, you did tell me to surprise you.

  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

  • Happy Birthday. Soon you can laugh, sneeze, cough and pee at the same time.

    From a certain age, birthdays are like a reverse countdown.

  • Patient: Doctor, I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat a birthday cake.”
    Doctor: Next time, blow out the candles.

  • You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.

  • Honey, you really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday. Do it tomorrow.

  • Your upcoming birthday reminds me of the words of the old Chinese scholar: Yung No Mo

  • Thank you, grandpa. The violin you gave me for my last birthday already brought me a lot of money.
    -Really? You play so well?-Not at all. But mom and dad give me money to stop playing.

  • I wanted to make you a rum cake for your birthday. But now I am drunk and I’ve just eaten the cake.

  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    0

    Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    1
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    2

BIRTHDAY JOKES 2017

  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    3
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    4
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    5
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    6
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    7
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    8
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    9
  • Happy Birthday. Soon you can laugh, sneeze, cough and pee at the same time.

    0
  • Happy Birthday. Soon you can laugh, sneeze, cough and pee at the same time.

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  • Happy Birthday. Soon you can laugh, sneeze, cough and pee at the same time.

    2
  • Happy Birthday. Soon you can laugh, sneeze, cough and pee at the same time.

    3
  • Happy Birthday. Soon you can laugh, sneeze, cough and pee at the same time.

    4
  • Happy Birthday. Soon you can laugh, sneeze, cough and pee at the same time.

    5

TOP BIRTHDAY JOKES

 

  • Happy Birthday. Soon you can laugh, sneeze, cough and pee at the same time.

    6
  • Happy Birthday. Soon you can laugh, sneeze, cough and pee at the same time.

    7
  • Happy Birthday. Soon you can laugh, sneeze, cough and pee at the same time.

    8
  • Happy Birthday. Soon you can laugh, sneeze, cough and pee at the same time.

    9
  • From a certain age, birthdays are like a reverse countdown.

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  • From a certain age, birthdays are like a reverse countdown.

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  • From a certain age, birthdays are like a reverse countdown.

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  • From a certain age, birthdays are like a reverse countdown.

    3
  • From a certain age, birthdays are like a reverse countdown.

    4
  • From a certain age, birthdays are like a reverse countdown.

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  • From a certain age, birthdays are like a reverse countdown.

    6
  • From a certain age, birthdays are like a reverse countdown.

    7
  • From a certain age, birthdays are like a reverse countdown.

    8
  • From a certain age, birthdays are like a reverse countdown.

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BEST BIRTHDAY JOKES

  • Patient: Doctor, I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat a birthday cake.”
    Doctor: Next time, blow out the candles.

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    Patient: Doctor, I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat a birthday cake.”
    Doctor: Next time, blow out the candles.

    1
  • Patient: Doctor, I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat a birthday cake.”
    Doctor: Next time, blow out the candles.

    2
  • Patient: Doctor, I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat a birthday cake.”
    Doctor: Next time, blow out the candles.

    3
  • Patient: Doctor, I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat a birthday cake.”
    Doctor: Next time, blow out the candles.

    4
  • Patient: Doctor, I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat a birthday cake.”
    Doctor: Next time, blow out the candles.

    5
  • Patient: Doctor, I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat a birthday cake.”
    Doctor: Next time, blow out the candles.

    6
  • Patient: Doctor, I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat a birthday cake.”
    Doctor: Next time, blow out the candles.

    7
  • Patient: Doctor, I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat a birthday cake.”
    Doctor: Next time, blow out the candles.

    8
  • Patient: Doctor, I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat a birthday cake.”
    Doctor: Next time, blow out the candles.

    9
  • You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.

    0
  • You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.

    1
  • You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.

    2
  • You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.

    3

    You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.

    4

ALL-TIME FAVORITE  BIRTHDAY JOKES

  • You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.

    5

    You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.

    6

    You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.

    7

    You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.

    8

    You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.

    9
  • You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.

    5

    You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.

    6

    Honey, you really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday. Do it tomorrow.

    2

    Honey, you really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday. Do it tomorrow.

    3

    Honey, you really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday. Do it tomorrow.

    4
  • Honey, you really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday. Do it tomorrow.

    5

    Honey, you really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday. Do it tomorrow.

    6
  • You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.

    5

    You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.

    6

    Honey, you really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday. Do it tomorrow.

    9

    Your upcoming birthday reminds me of the words of the old Chinese scholar: Yung No Mo

    0

    Your upcoming birthday reminds me of the words of the old Chinese scholar: Yung No Mo

    1
  • You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.

    5

    You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.

    6

    Your upcoming birthday reminds me of the words of the old Chinese scholar: Yung No Mo

    4

    Your upcoming birthday reminds me of the words of the old Chinese scholar: Yung No Mo

    5

    Your upcoming birthday reminds me of the words of the old Chinese scholar: Yung No Mo

    6
  • Your upcoming birthday reminds me of the words of the old Chinese scholar: Yung No Mo

    7
  • Your upcoming birthday reminds me of the words of the old Chinese scholar: Yung No Mo

    8
  • Your upcoming birthday reminds me of the words of the old Chinese scholar: Yung No Mo

    9
  • Thank you, grandpa. The violin you gave me for my last birthday already brought me a lot of money.
    -Really? You play so well?-Not at all. But mom and dad give me money to stop playing.

    0
  • Thank you, grandpa. The violin you gave me for my last birthday already brought me a lot of money.
    -Really? You play so well?-Not at all. But mom and dad give me money to stop playing.

    1
  • Thank you, grandpa. The violin you gave me for my last birthday already brought me a lot of money.
    -Really? You play so well?-Not at all. But mom and dad give me money to stop playing.

    2

BIRTHDAY JOKES | WISHES

 

  • Thank you, grandpa. The violin you gave me for my last birthday already brought me a lot of money.
    -Really? You play so well?-Not at all. But mom and dad give me money to stop playing.

    3
  • Thank you, grandpa. The violin you gave me for my last birthday already brought me a lot of money.
    -Really? You play so well?-Not at all. But mom and dad give me money to stop playing.

    4
  • Thank you, grandpa. The violin you gave me for my last birthday already brought me a lot of money.
    -Really? You play so well?-Not at all. But mom and dad give me money to stop playing.

    5
  • Thank you, grandpa. The violin you gave me for my last birthday already brought me a lot of money.
    -Really? You play so well?-Not at all. But mom and dad give me money to stop playing.

    6
  • Thank you, grandpa. The violin you gave me for my last birthday already brought me a lot of money.
    -Really? You play so well?-Not at all. But mom and dad give me money to stop playing.

    7
  • Thank you, grandpa. The violin you gave me for my last birthday already brought me a lot of money.
    -Really? You play so well?-Not at all. But mom and dad give me money to stop playing.

    8
  • Thank you, grandpa. The violin you gave me for my last birthday already brought me a lot of money.
    -Really? You play so well?-Not at all. But mom and dad give me money to stop playing.

    9
  • I wanted to make you a rum cake for your birthday. But now I am drunk and I’ve just eaten the cake.

    0
  • I wanted to make you a rum cake for your birthday. But now I am drunk and I’ve just eaten the cake.

    1
  • I wanted to make you a rum cake for your birthday. But now I am drunk and I’ve just eaten the cake.

    2
  • I wanted to make you a rum cake for your birthday. But now I am drunk and I’ve just eaten the cake.

    3
  • I wanted to make you a rum cake for your birthday. But now I am drunk and I’ve just eaten the cake.

    4

BIRTHDAY JOKES | MESSAGES

  • I wanted to make you a rum cake for your birthday. But now I am drunk and I’ve just eaten the cake.

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  • I wanted to make you a rum cake for your birthday. But now I am drunk and I’ve just eaten the cake.

    6
  • I wanted to make you a rum cake for your birthday. But now I am drunk and I’ve just eaten the cake.

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  • I wanted to make you a rum cake for your birthday. But now I am drunk and I’ve just eaten the cake.

    8
  • I wanted to make you a rum cake for your birthday. But now I am drunk and I’ve just eaten the cake.

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  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    00
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    01
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    02

BIRTHDAY JOKES | Q&A

  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    03
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    04
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    05
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    06
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    07
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    08
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    09
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    10
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    11
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    12
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    13
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    14

BIRTHDAY JOKES | Q&A

  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    15
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    16
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    17
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    18
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    19
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    20
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    21
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    22
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    23
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    24
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    25
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    26
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    27
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

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SPECIAL BIRTHDAY JOKES 

  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    29
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    30
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    31
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    32
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    33
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    34
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    35
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    36
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    37
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    38
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    39
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    40
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    41

BIRTHDAY JOKES FOR FRIEND

  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    42
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    43
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    44
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    45
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    46
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    47
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    08
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    49
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    50
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    51
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    52

FEW MORE BIRTHDAY JOKES

  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    53
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    54
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    55

    Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    56
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    57

    Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    58
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    06
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    60
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    61
  • From a certain age, birthdays are like a reverse countdown.

  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    63
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    64
  • You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.

  • Honey, you really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday. Do it tomorrow.

  • Your upcoming birthday reminds me of the words of the old Chinese scholar: Yung No Mo

  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    68
  • I wanted to make you a rum cake for your birthday. But now I am drunk and I’ve just eaten the cake.

  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    70
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    71
  • Patient: Doctor, I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat a birthday cake.”
    Doctor: Next time, blow out the candles.

    2
  • Patient: Doctor, I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat a birthday cake.”
    Doctor: Next time, blow out the candles.

    3
  • Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby!
    Abby who?
    Abby Birthday to you!

    74

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