Birthday Wishes Funny – Funny Happy Birthday Wishes For Friends

Birthday Wishes Funny

Birthdays are special to all of us. If anyone forgets to wish you on your day, chances are high that you will never forget that they didn’t. It is important to wish loved ones and friends on their special day and put a smile on their face. Birthday Wishes Funny make people feel loved and remembered. A call, text or even a Facebook message goes a long way in saying “we care”. A simple call at midnight to wish “Happy Birthday” or a bouquet of flowers with a card and chocolates does the trick.

But then again that is all cliché. Isn’t it much more fun when you can poke others about turning older? People are taking to Birthday Wishes Funny to make the other person smile from ear to ear. It is effective, simple and can go on to be one of the most memorable wishes. Whatever you do, here are some tips to keep in mind while sending out a funny birthday wish:

Birthday Wishes Funny

Birthday Wishes Funny

  • For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, But then I remembered you already have me in your life.
  • Can’t tell you how cute you’ll look with all that cake on your face.
  • For the world, it’s just an ordinary day, but for me, oh my friend! This is the best day of the year. Wishing you a happy and colorful birthday!
  • You can open your eyes; you will only find birthday candles on fire. Look behind you there is your gift, I was joking just wanted to give you birthday bombs.
  • I hope you forgive me for eating your lunch, I couldn’t stop myself, after all, it was your birthday cake.
  • If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday.
  • Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
  • Friendship is a bond between two human minds which will be stronger if a cake is shared between them! Happy cake-eating day, my friend!
  • I was gonna make you a wine cake but now I am drunk this is just a cake.
  • On this day, the most beautiful heart was born. She is my best friend and I am proud of her.
  • A friend is one with whom I share happiness, but a best friend is one with whom I can share grief, too. Happy birthday to my best friend!
  • Happy birthday to my best friend with whom I have spent my best years. Here’s to many more years to come!
  • Congratulations! You’re the only person that I don’t need a Facebook reminder to remember their birthday.

Birthday Wishes Funny

  • Dear Friend. Have you ever wondered why I’ve kept you around for so long? You know too many of my secrets. Happy Birthday!
  • On your birthday, don’t worry about your age. Just count it in dog years. In your case, that would be… still pretty darn old!
  • One day the sky was crying. I asked him why are you crying today. He told me I have lost my beautiful star. It was a day when you were born. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Cutie
  • After all these years, you know just the buttons to push to turn me on or drive me crazy. Have a great birthday
  • I actually think you are getting younger with each candle you blow. Your charm never ceases to amaze me. Happy Birthday.
  • Your Birthday is so important that we find it impossible to take it seriously; so, let’s go crazy with celebrations.
  • Birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rush to get a piece? Aha, but I’m going to try it with my veggies!
  • Actually, I wanted to get you something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
  • Remember when music was better and people were nicer, and children respected their elders? Oh, what am I saying. I bet you don’t remember your own name. Happy birthday anyway!
  • We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year but quickly ran out of space. Happy Birthday!
  • One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age! Happy Birthday!

Birthday Wishes Funny

  • Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message. Happy Birthday!
  • It’s about time one of us turned 18! Drinks are on you, then! Happy Birthday!
  • Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike! Happy Birthday!
  • To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even. Happy Birthday!
  • I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser. Happy Birthday!
  • Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year. Happy Birthday!
  • I’m not a fan of overly sweet messages as you know, birthdays are for fun! So let’s ditch the old folks later and get out and about like we used to! Happy Birthday!
  • Oh yeah, one more year to annoy everyone you know. Happy Birthday, anyway!…
  • I hope you have low expectations for your meal and cake this year, I hear dad’s having a go at being the chef. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday, you’re closer to seeing another century pass.
  • One more year to pretend you’re old enough to care about people around you.
  • You’re not old. You’re just old enough to know better and not old enough to care. Happy Birthday!
  • The emergency department is on speed dial just in case you have an unexpected asthma attack blowing the candles.
  • Party like it’s 1959 when you could still dance and drink alcohol without ending up you to the hospital.
Birthday Wishes Funny

Birthday Wishes Funny

  • Remember when we stayed up late running from the law? No? Good. I don’t either. Happy Birthday, oldie!
  • Another year to prove that older doesn’t really mean wiser. Happy birthday!
  • Going old happens. Growing up is a choice. Happy Birthday.
  • Happy Birthday. You’re one step closer to diapers being mandatory!
  • I made a list of the words of wisdom I wanted to give you for your birthday. It’s still blank. Maybe next year.
  • May all your birthday wishes come true — except for the illegal ones!
  • It’s your birthday, but make sure you get all your present before you offend everyone.
  • Today is your birthday, the only way you’re allowed to say things that you’d regret on any other day.
  • Oh yeah! You’re getting closer to the age when the government sends you money every month. Happy Birthday!
  • Statistics show that people who live longer have more birthdays, costing us more money for presents!
  • If you counted your birthday in dog years, you’d now be a teenager! Happy Birthday.
  • Another year to kick your bucket list to the curb.
  • Happy birthday! Here’s to being immature for a lifetime.
  • As your younger sister, it’s only right for me to remind you on your birthday that you’re still older than me. Ha!
  • When I reach your age I’ll still younger than you, you dinosaur! Happy birthday!
  • Today is the start of the rest of your life. What? You’re how old. Revise: Today is the start of the oldest part of your life.
  • Don’t you wish you were a kid again? Of course not, cause you’re still doing the same things you did back then.
  • Here’s hoping that you enjoy your birthday as much as you enjoy torturing everyone all year.

Birthday Wishes Funny

  • I tried to find something that represented the year you were born. Unfortunately, the thrift shops were closed. Happy Birthday.
  • Congratulations bud! You are now officially 20 years away from turning 50.
  • I’m just coming over for the treat. By the way, many happy returns.
  • Here is a hug! Happy birthday!!!! PS: I’m broke!
  • You just lost one more year of your life. Happy birthday, man!
  • It is said that those who have the most birthdays live the longest. Birthdays are great. Happy birthday, dude.
  • Happy birthday, Dinosaur.
  • Did you turn 50? Well, that botox is certainly working.
  • You asked for it. Here is nothing. Happy birthday.
  • I hope you see the day when you have no teeth.
  • Will there be cake tomorrow or no?
  • Happy birthday, my 30-year-old Grandma.
  • Want to look young today? Play chess with Grandpa.
  • Want to look young today? Go to an old age home.
  • You just tuned 40? Well, your mom just told me you are 43.
  • Your grandmother wants her walking stick back. Happy Birthday!
  • I can never forget your birthday. It always comes after the day you remind me of it. Happy birthday.
  • Happy 500th birthday, Vampire. May you stay forever young!
  • Do I have to remind you at your age that TODAY is your birthday? Happy birthday to you.
  • You’re great and even greater on your birthday. YES, I’ve been drinking!
  • The funny thing about you is that your age, but your maturity levels always stay the same!
  • This time we made sure that your candles cost less than the cake. We just got the two numbers. Have a happy 85th birthday!
  • The secret to a great birthday is not remembering what happened that day. Just don’t wake up in jail.

Birthday Wishes Funny

  • Now it’s time to fall in love, get married and make me a grandparent. And hopefully, do all those things in this order! Until then Happy Birthday!
  • Your wife says you’re definitely getting better with age. Does that mean you started to take the trash out? Happy Bday.
  • This birthday means it’ time to start treating your kids like gold. They’ll be choosing your nursing home soon.
  • It’s your birthday. The good news is that you’re only as old as you act and right now you’re in kindergarten.
  • I will never send you one of those greeting cards making fun about your age. I know how sensitive old folks are about their age.
  • Finally, you’re 21 and legally able to do everything you’ve been doing since you were 14 years old.
  • What comes with being 18 years old? Bills, bills, and more bills… and waiting three more years to do what you really want.
  • I can’t believe you’re 50. You don’t look a day over 49 and a half.
  • You know you’re getting old when your kids are lecturing you. Fight the power! Happy Birthday!
  • I bet if you knew at 18 years old what you know now, you’d have still done the same stupid things that you did. Here’s to staying young. Happy Birthday.
  • I thought about sending you a birthday card mocking your age, but I decided against it. Remember that when you are writing your will. Happy Birthday!
  • You’re the best young person I know. You make me thankful to be old.
  • Don’t worry about getting old. You’re still above ground. Happy birthday!
  • The secret to staying young is lying about your age. Happy Birthday!
Birthday Wishes Funny

Birthday Wishes Funny

  • Let’s be honest! You don’t really care what I write on this card. You probably won’t even read it. All you care about is the gift inside! And that’s why I love you, happy birthday!
  • Consider the positives. You have another birthday and you still have all your teeth.
  • I just wanted to remind you that you’re a year older than you were last year.
  • Today is the day when everyone reminds you-you’re a year older and we all pretend to be happy about it.
  • Happy Birthday! You don’t look a day over… whatever age you were at your last birthday!
  • You had me at “there will be cake and ice cream”. Happy Birthday!
  • We all knew this day was coming, it’s not bad luck, its nature. It’s best to just suck it up and accept the truth. It’s no longer acceptable for you to eat a happy meal in public. Happy Birthday!
  • If you are hung over, struggle to think clearly and suffer a terrible headache in the morning, don’t worry. It only means you’ve had one of the best nights of your life! Happy Birthday!
Birthday Wishes Funny
  • Not quite an adult, but no longer a child. This is one of the toughest ages of your life. You have most of the life’s firsts to look forward to, and a whole mess of early mistakes to leave behind. Let me give you one single piece of advice, that I wish someone had told me when I was your age: Stay away from bad boys. Happy Birthday!
  • You made it! You are now officially old! Maybe no one else has the guts to let you know, but don’t worry. In my opinion, you’ll make a sexy gray fox for sure! Happy Birthday!
  • Another year, another birthday to organize, another headache. You better get used to headaches; they become more and more common when pushing middle age! Happy Birthday!
  • You may be just a one-year-old baby! So you can’t read this message yet! But since we have Twitter, Facebook and the Cloud, doing this kind of thing now makes sense! Happy Birthday!
  • Last year it was a nice dinner at a fantastic hotel, the year before we went to Vegas, and now this year you’re just staying in? I guess the rumors are true, old age does ruin people. Happy Birthday! Have a good one!
  • I never celebrate my birthday with a huge party, and you always ask me why. While tomorrow you will be surrounded by mess and a pile of huge hospitality bills, I will be enjoying a nice quiet lie in. That’s why. Happy Birthday!
Birthday Wishes Funny
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