Want to make Funny Happy Birthday Wishes , looking inside all of the birthday cards to find the right one, prefer to send an e-Card to your friend on his or her special day, or even like making your own, there are many different ways you can make a message that is just the right to wish well for your friend. Here are some ideas to get you started.
FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES
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For your birthday, I wanted to get you something to remind you of your youth, but they were sold out of cave art and dinosaur bones.
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A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
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If I have to tie you up and swing a light over your head until you talk, I will. Eventually, you’ll spill the location of that Fountain of Youth you’ve found!
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Actually, I wanted to get you something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
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Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
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They say that at your age, birthday cocktails should be replaced with nutritional smoothies. Thank goodness we never listen to what they say.
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Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
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I don’t know how you do it. You don’t look a year older than 185! Happy Birthday to the best friend, ever!
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
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Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake. You’re another year older and another year wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t no gift for you.
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Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life said Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
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Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
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. You’re not old until you can’t read this writing any more.
FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES 2017
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You’re older, wiser. You’re sophisticated, far too mature to be concerned with material things like presents.
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Celebration time: Happy birthday, you old bag!
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Come on, don’t be like this. You have survived this year. Although you’re older, trust me it’s better than the alternative.
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Congratulations on your birthday! Remember: Today, no sex! Because you need all your energy to blow out the candles!
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Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
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It’s your birthday, and I must say, you certainly take the cake! And the ice cream. And all the rest of the snacks. Slow down and save some for the rest of us!
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Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one day get as old as you are.
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Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit….but check it for wrinkles first!
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Don’t forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
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An old fart is as good as a new one….
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Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we’ll return to judging you based on every single morsel you ingest.
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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
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Forget about the past, you can’t change it, forget about the future, you can’t predict it, forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!
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BEST FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES
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Forget your past, it’s already done. Forget your present, too; because I forgot.
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Friends may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate.
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George Carlin said that. Don’t ask me what it means. You wanted something unique for your birthday, you got it.
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Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.
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Happy birthday to a man who is really younger than he looks.
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Person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
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Happy birthday to you. You live in a zoo. You look like a monkey. And you smell like one too
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It’s about time you start acting like your real age.
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Happy Birthday! The inevitable came a year closer.
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You look fine for a person who is by one year closer to death.
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Happy Birthday! You’re one year closer to your death day.
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What’s your secret; a time machine or something.
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Happy Birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.
TOP FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES
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Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!
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Have fun as much as you can, but not too much, because you are in a vulnerable age.
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Have you ever try to get yourself in a fridge and see what happens? It’s ok you can light up all your candles now? we all have a glass of water in our hands.
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Hmm … I do not know why, but I had a strong urge to send you a text message! But why? I know! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Hoping that you can find all the strength and courage needed… to blow all of the candles out.
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Hoping you dance the night away or at least watch other people dance late into the night, or at least stay awake…
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I didn’t forget your birthday. I just forgot today’s date!
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Figured out, what’s the most difficult thing to do. I think it’s the counting of your wrinkles. It’s impossible to find one.
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I think we’re going to need a bigger cake to fit all your candles.
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Wanted to give you something unique, grand and loving on your birthday! But I just did not fit on the screen!
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I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday but nothing came to mind.
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Wish you all the best, for another 100 years here on earth!
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I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
SPECIAL FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES
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I’m just here for the cake.
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I’m not going to make any age related jokes, because in fact I feel a little pity about how old you are.
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If someone comes up with the idea to call you old: then hit him with your stick and throw him your teeth! Happy Birthday!
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If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
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I’ll always think of you as someone older than me. Happy Birthday.
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You must have one of the best plastic surgeons. There is no other explanation.
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Recognize the fact that you’re getting older when the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
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You think you are old? You’re not old… you were old last year, this year you’re ancient.
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Think you’re something special because it’s your birthday today? You’re something special every day!
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You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
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Birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar.. Yung No Mo
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You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!
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So old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired
FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES | MESSAGES
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You’re a hard person to shop for, so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday.
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Not forty; you’re eighteen with twenty two years of experience.
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You’re not getting older, just a little closer to dying! Happy anniversary of your umbilical cord separation.
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Happy birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.
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To the nation’s best kept secret; your true age.
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Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.
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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!
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Money’s tight
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Times are hard
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Here’s you friggin birthday card
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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
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You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year.
FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES | SHORT MESSAGES
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So many candles… so little cake.
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Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
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We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
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Happy birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.
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Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes.
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You’re a hard person to shop for, so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday.
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Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.
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You’re another year older and another year wiser
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So put your brain to work
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And figure out there ain’t no gift for you.
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Two tips on your birthday:1) Forget the past, you can’t change it.2) Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.
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Some words of wisdom for your birthday, “Smile while you still have teeth!”
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Happy birthday you old fart.
FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES | SHORT-MESSAGES
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You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
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Another year, another new place that aches.
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One more year of existence down the drain. Happy birthday!
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The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you’re getting older. Anyway, happy birthday!
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It’s ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
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With age comes wisdom. (You’re one of the wisest people I know!)
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I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday but nothing came to mind.
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You’re not old until you can’t read this writing anymore. (written in real small text)
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Hoping you dance the night away or at least watch other people dance late into the night, or at least stay awake…
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Hoping that you can find all the strength and courage needed… to blow all of the candles out.
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You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by, “For someone your age.”
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Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
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An old fart is as good as a new one.
FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES | STATUSES
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You’ve survived another year. Although you’re older, it’s better than the alternative. Congratulations!
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You age like cheese… You just keep getting smellier!
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Is it getting hotter in here or is it just all the candles on your cake?
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There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.
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The younger you try to look; the older you actually are.
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Another year older, none the wiser.
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Happy birthday to you
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You live in a zoo
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You look like a monkey
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And you smell like one too
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Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we’ll return to judging you based on every single morsel you ingest.
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Congratulations! You’re the only person that I don’t need a Facebook reminder to remember their birthday.
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It’s your birthday! To celebrate, let’s grab a bottle of wine and go skinny dipping in our birthday suits. Oh wait…that’s a typical Friday night.
FINEST FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES
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Happy Birthday! I love having you as a best friend. I get all the benefits of having a sister without having to share your crazy relatives.
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Happy Birthday, Bestie. As your gift, I will continue being the friend your parents wish you never had.
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I’ve stayed in touch all these years because you’re the only one that can handle my excessive displays of sarcasm.
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Congrats on becoming a year older. Wishing you lots of love and hair dye to wash away the new gray hairs. Enjoy your birthday!
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Dear Friend. Have you ever wondered why I’ve kept you around for so long? You know too many of my secrets. Happy Birthday!
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As you reflect on your life, you’ll notice that I’ve been there through every embarrassing, happy, sad, proud, scary, and important moment in your life. Remember that the next time you’re mad at me…because I forgot your birthday gift.
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Remember that age is just a number. Well, until you hit 60. Then you’re just really freaking old! Happy Birthday!
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Congratulations! You are now old enough to need TWO packs of candles for your cake. Happy birthday.
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Warm wishes on your birthday! I didn’t bring a gift, though. I figured it’s payback for all the trouble you’ve gotten me into all these years.
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Happy Birthday! Here’s to me being the wild chick that drove all of your “goody two shoe” friends away.
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Happy Birthday to my best friend. You’re the only person I can tolerate for more than an hour.
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I love you, friend! I’m happy it’s your birthday, but I can’t help admitting that I came mostly for the alcohol.
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You’re getting old but look on the bright side…at least you have a friend like me to keep you hip and trendy. Have a happy birthday!
UNIQUE FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES
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I’ll always be the friend that get you out of the trouble that I got you into. Happy Birthday your my partner in crime.
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It’s your birthday so I’ll volunteer to be the designated driver…for once!
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You should feel special. I don’t need a calendar reminder to remember your birthday! Enjoy your special day.
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Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
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Happy Birthday, friend! I hope we live long enough to be nursing home roomies.
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Dear Friend. I’m still waiting until the day we become mature adults having intellectually stimulating conversations about grown up things. Until then, we’ll just stick to being 30-year-old clowns.
FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES
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Happy birthday from the only person who knows your true age. Your secret’s safe with me!
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You may be getting older but that doesn’t mean you have to grow up. Have a fantastic birthday.
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I put on a smile just for you. But the truth is…I hate birthdays! It just reminds me of how old we’re getting.
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Happy Birthday from the friend that taught you everything you know about life. Sorry about the misinformation.
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You are a gorgeous birthday girl! Almost as gorgeous as your best friend! Happy Birthday to you!
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Congratulations on your fifth 25th birthday! Love always, your awesome friend!
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The first two things I thought about when I realized it was your birthday was cake and alcohol. Does that make me a bad friend?
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ALL-TIME FAVORITE FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES
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Another year older? No way. You’re another year sexier. Happy birthday to you.
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I am so happy that you have managed to make it to this age without too many scars. Let’s add one huge one tonight! Happy Birthday!
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Honesty is the key to any relationship, for that reason I want you to know, you really need to pluck your eyebrows before we go out tonight. Happy Birthday!
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I cant believe how old we are getting! Let’s do something we could only get away with we were teenagers. Let’s stay up until 5 am and get out of bed at 4 pm to pizza for breakfast. If might be the last night you ever have, but it will be a great way to go out with a bang. Happy Birthday!
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Why is it always harder to buy presents for a guy? It might be something to do with the fact that no matter what you get a guy, it’s never going to be better than his Playstation. Happy Birthday!
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To the best friend a guy could hope for, do us all a huge favor and don’t get into any scraps tonight. Do yourself a favor and win the ones you do. Happy Birthday!
FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES
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You always backed me up in our fights, helped me move, helped me kick my addictions, and let me know when I was in a bad relationship. Let me return the favor today, and help you pick a good club for us to celebrate in. Happy Birthday!
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It’s not a shame that you are getting older, it’s a glorious thing to be able to say that you have had more birthdays that many people have had sex. Happy Birthday!
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If you don’t get lucky tonight, I guess I will have to take one for the team. Happy Birthday!
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Shall we get drunk and paint the town? Or are you old enough to be past all that now? Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday, Sis! Here’s to sticking by you even though you’re the dork that’s still laughing at the joke five minutes later.
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We’ve shared a room, clothes, toys, friends, and genes. Thank goodness we don’t have to share a birthday! Wishing you a wonderful birthday.
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You’re birthday gift is the privilege of having me as a sister. You’re welcome.
FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR FACEBOOK
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On your birthday, I have the pleasure of writing all of our cheap siblings’ names on the birthday card, even though I’m the only one who purchased the gift. Yay me!
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Dear Big Sister, I’m glad you’ll always have a head to start over me in our race to old age. Have a spectacular birthday!
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Today is the one day of the year that I am nice to you. Enjoy it because tomorrow I will go back to being the sarcastic, annoying sister that you hate to love!
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Friends are for whenever. Sisters are forever. We have no choice. Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday, Brother. My wish is that you receive all the joy you deserve on your birthday. That wouldn’t amount to very much considering you have a lot of backed up karma heading your way.
FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES
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Happy Birthday to the coolest person I know. Second only to me.
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Dear Brother. On your birthday, I would love to tell you how wonderful, charming, kind, and amazing you are. But then I would have to lie. Have a great birthday!
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Bickering with you over the years has become a pastime. Enjoy your birthday!
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The next time you are upset with me, remember who changed your dirty diapers when Mom and Dad were away. Happy Birthday, little bro!
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We fight more than we hug but I know it’s just that brotherly tough love. Today is the one day a year I stop to say “I love you.”
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To my brother, thanks for being a brat at the worst moments and the greatest friend at moments I most need it. Happy Birthday.
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Happy Birthday, Big Bro! Thanks for always setting the bar so high…making all of my achievement pale in comparison
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You’ve always been the brother I’ve look up to…until I realized that I am way cooler than you. Happy Birthday!
FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR TWITTER
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The best part of being a big sister is getting to boss you around when mom’s not around. Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday from your little brother. By the way, thanks for setting the bar low, making it easy for me to excel at being the favorite one.
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Your face should be plastered in the dictionary next to “pain in my butt.” But I love you anyway! Happy Birthday.
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Happy Birthday, Little Bro. Here’s to celebrating the day you were born and took away the pleasures of being an only child.
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Never forget how blessed you are to have me as a sister. Have an awesome birthday!
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It’s a good thing birthday wishes don’t come true. If they did, I would be an only child. Happy Birthday to you!
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Dear Brother. Being your sister meant enduring your fart bombs and living in with your messy habits. It wasn’t always easy but there was never a dull moment. Happy Birthday.
FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES
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Too many candles on your cake is causing a fire hazard. Congratulations! That means you’re getting too to count. Happy birthday.
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You are like pumpkin pie to me, always welcome and oh so sweet. Happy birthday, honey!
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A little birdie reminded me that today is special. Did you know today is national talking bird day? Just kidding, I know what day it is! Happy birthday to you, dear one!
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I am so happy to be celebrating your birthday with your family. Here’s to hilarious stories and embarrassing antics on your behalf! Happy birthday, sweetheart!
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Hey baby, since it’s your birthday, let’s have a pool party- and while we’re at it don’t bother bringing your bathing suit.
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Dating you is like living in a candy shop- if you were any sweeter I might go into a comma from all the sugar. Happy Birthday, babe.
FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES | PRAYERS
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Since it’s your birthday I thought I should remind you how lucky you are to have me in your life.
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If your heart was made of cheese I would wish to be a mouse. Happy Birthday to the best boyfriend.
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If you needed someone to love you for life and you payed that lucky someone, I wouldn’t mind working for free. Happy birthday and please consider me for the job. Thanks.If loving you was easy everyone would do it. You’re welcome. Oh, and Happy Birthday.
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My doctor friends have to watch me close these days- when I think of you my heart rate goes up to some really high levels. I think I’m in love. Happy birthday you heart stopper.
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It’s a good thing that you are strong enough to carry me, since you give me weak knees I think you might have to hold me for a while. Happy birthday.
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If love-making were a professional sport I would want to be on your team. Happy birthday, babe.
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Some people may call us crazy- but I’m ok with that, because we are crazy good together. Happy birthday, babe.
FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES
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Well, on your birthday I have good and bad news. The good news is that I will come to visit, but that bad news is that you might be arrested for stealing my heart. Happy
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Sorry babe, but I can’t help you blow out your candles today- you’ve taken all my breath away. Happy Birthday.
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Birthdays are so overrated. I just wanted an excuse for some birthday cake. But jokes aside, I love you and that’s worth celebrating. Happy birthday!
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Who needs gifts when you have an amazing girlfriend like myself? All you’ll ever need is found in me. Happy birthday!
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Dear Boyfriend, If you feel like an old fart, just remember that there is always someone much older than you and much closer to the grave. Have a fantastic birthday, old man!
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You must have been a really good boy. Karma has brought you to me. Have a really great birthday!
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I can’t find the cake underneath all these candles! Happy Birthday, old man.
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You should be smiling on your birthday, Honey! The more birthdays you have, the longer you’ll live.
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To the birthday boy, you’re getting up there in age. Don’t spend too much time counting your candles or you’ll get dizzy.
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I hope you’re feeling gracious on your birthday, it’s better to be alive than 6 feet under.
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Happy Birthday to you. Happy birthday, honey. I’ll stick around forever… or at least until you stop looking younger than your true age. Stay sexy!
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Congratulations on your 10,950th days alive. Happy 30th Birthday, Sweetie!
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I’m a jealous girlfriend. You’d better not accept any Happy Birthdays unless they are coming from me.My sweet boyfriend, you are kind, caring, thoughtful, and very attentive. Sorry…I thought today was opposite day! Happy Birthday!
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You always tell me to spend less money. Well, I’ve decided to take your advice. It is reflected in the birthday gift I bought you.
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I have a very talented boyfriend. Swallowing burgers whole is one of your many natural gifts. So I know that this birthday cake doesn’t stand a chance. Enjoy your birthday!
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Loving you is not always easy, but eating this birthday cake will be. Wishing you a great birthday!
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Birthday presents are overrated. I got you hugs & kisses instead. Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday, Mom! I didn’t remind my siblings of this day so that I’d look like the better child for remembering your birthday.
FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR FAMILY
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Have a special birthday, Mom! Sorry for the nine months I took over your womb.
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Dear Mom, it’s your birthday. As a gift, I’m going to let you bake me my favorite cake…because it make you happy!
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Happy Birthday, Mom. Wishing you many, many more to come! And I hope you age beautifully and gracefully. Because I have your genes and I will likely follow in your footsteps.
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You are such a great mother. I’ve always wondered how you put up with me all these years and kept your cool. Then I found your wine stash and it all became clear. Happy Birthday!
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Thank you for being the one person I can count on to love me even when I make the dumbest mistakes. Happy Birthday, with all my love.
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Well, it’s been said that the older you get, the wiser you get. Well Dad, you must be really, really, really, really wise. Wishing you a great birthday.
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Have an awesome birthday, Dad. No matter how old you get, you will always be the cool dad.
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Dear Dad. I’m sure all those times you yelled at me, grounded me, and took privileges away from me were supposed to teach me lessons and make me a better person. I’m still waiting for that to kick in.
FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES
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Dad, I hope you have a great time celebrating your birthday. Today is the only day a year I let you dance in front of my friends despite the embarrassment that will befall me.
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Dear Dad. I learned a lot from you over the years. But I bet you never thought the day would come that I would have something to teach you: How to use your smartphone.
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My mother and father may have disapproved of us getting married, but that didn’t stop me! Now that you know how stubborn I can be, you best prepare yourself for a lifetime of not getting what you asked for! So you can guess my answer to that “special” birthday request you had. Happy Birthday!
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I do love how you stick to me like glue, it certainly makes it easy for me to keep track of where you are and what you are doing at all times. Happy Birthday!
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I didn’t get you a fancy gift this year, instead I thought it best to go with something sentimental. Remember that time you told me how happy it makes you when I wear red. Well I’ve bought a whole new outfit and accessories in lush red colors. Just for you! Happy Birthday!
FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR HUSBAND
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My dearest husband, you protect me, shelter me, feed me and make my life one of pure privilege and security. How can I ever thank you. Here’s an idea, I’ll help you keep healthy so that you can enjoy life to the full for as long as possible! Let’s start by cutting the cake from today! Happy Birthday!
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It’s time for me to start pulling my weight around the house I know. So today for your birthday I’ve cleaned all the rooms and made the house pretty, all for you! So now do your part, get in the kitchen and make us some dinner. Happy Birthday!
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If you can’t beat them, join them. That’s my father’s favorite business strategy, which is partly why we got married in the first place. I’m not afraid to say it to you, because let’s face it, I’m a real catch. Happy Birthday!
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You’re the best husband a lady could hope for. Kind, handsome, charming and clever. If only were also tall. Not to worry 4 out of 5 boxes is not bad at all! Happy Birthday!
FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES
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When we have children I want them to have your nose, my attitude, your bravery and my legs. Wouldn’t that make the best birthday gift of all! However If too many of those things are missing, we might have to rethink our positions in this relationship. Have a very Happy Birthday!
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It’s your birthday! You possess all of the great qualities in a husband. Did I also mention that it’s opposite day?
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My dear husband, you are loving, thoughtful, considerate and chivalrous. I’ve taught you well! Happy Birthday.
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After all these years, you know just the buttons to push to turn me on or drive me crazy. Have a great birthday.
FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES
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My darling, my joy, the light of my life and the perfect specimen of a man: God has truly blessed me with such a fine husband, that everyday I feel obliged to thank him for making us meet and fall in love. Without you my glass was empty, and then when I finally had you it became completely full. The kids may be making a mess of things right now, but don’t worry, just a few more years until we are free again. Every year brings us one step closer! Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday to the most beautiful, caring, understanding human being on the face of the planet whom I will love and support for the rest of my life… regardless of if I’m allowed to go on that men’s golf outing this weekend…
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You are the nutella to my toast and the ice cream to my apple pie.
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Happy Birthday. I love you more than I love bacon… and that’s a heck of a lot.
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Happy Birthday, my lovely wife! Today is the one day out of the year where I thank God for my mother-in-law.
SOME OF THE BEST FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES
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Happy Birthday to you! You don’t look a day over…26…22..er…19..?? I love you and your eternal youth! You grow more beautiful with each passing year.
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There are only 2 absolutes in this world. Chuck Norris is the biggest badass in Hollywood and my love for you is infinite. Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday to the man of my dreams and the root of my nightmares. Love, your beautiful wife!
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Dear Wife, thanks for sticking with me through the good and the bad. Sorry that it was mostly bad! Love, your wonderful husband.
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Happy Birthday, sweetheart. I’ll wash the dishes for you. Though I can’t guarantee they’ll be 100% clean enough to eat off of.
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I felt like I opened a Wonka bar and found my golden ticket when I met you. Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife. I look forward to the many wonderful, scrumdiddlyumptious years ahead
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I made a sign for your car. Caution! Just made 21. Proceed with care!
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You may be 21 but pretty soon you’ll be pushing 30. Let’s go out and party before all your good looks flee. Happy 21st birthday!
FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES
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I know it’s your 21st birthday but there’s enough alcohol to go around. Slow down and take it easy. No need to get sloppy drunk. Happy birthday.
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Happy 21st birthday! I only came to see if you can hold your liquor.
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Congrats, friend! You beat me in the race to become legal! Now I must watch you sip champagne while I bask in my envy.
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Throw away your fake ID card. You’re actually 21 now! Have fun on your birthday!
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The next best thing after an 18th birthday is a 21st birthday. Congratulations to you!
FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES
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Shout it from the roof tops. You’re 21 and you’re proud of it! Happy Birthday!
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All good things come to an end. You only have 364 more days to enjoy being 21. Enjoy it while it lasts!
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29 years ago you had the time of your life! Now you are turning 50 so don’t think you can drink as much. Happy birthday and have little bit of fun!
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Maybe you are not so fast now, but you sure can have the party of your life. Have a great day and Happy Birthday!
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Today you turn 18 with 32 years of experience! You are like the fine wine that gets more exquisite with age. Happy Birthday and have the best night of your life!
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The only thing that remains the same after all these years is that dry sense of humor. Your hair, your gut, and even your face has changed. Happy birthday, old guy!
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You are one 50 year old who is stubborn enough to refuse someone’s offer to give you their seat in the bus. Happy Birthday and always stay young.
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Age is just a number. Pace is something that fades with age. Try to make it on time on your celebration. Happy Birthday!
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The worst thing about your birthday is the fact that the number of candles is going up but the cake keeps shrinking. Happy Birthday and don’t eat all the cake alone!
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Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist. Happy birthday and all the best!
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Looking fifty is great, of course if you are sixty! Have the birthday of your life!
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You are the opposite wine, which gets better with age and time. Happy Birthday!
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Remember how excited you were when you turned 10 years old? Well now you should be 5 times as excited! Happy birthday!
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Happy Birthday! Don’t worry about turning 50. Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
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