Birthday Wishes For Myself (Funny & Inspirational Wishes)
Most people think they need to wait for someone else to say happy birthday to them to feel the joy and good wishes of a happy birthday. But this is not true! There are plenty of things you can do on your own to make yourself feel special and celebrate your big day.
Your birthday is a special day that only comes once a year. It’s a time to reflect on the past year and celebrate all of the wonderful things. But most importantly, it’s a time to celebrate YOU! Why not try something new this year and wish yourself a happy birthday?
Here are some tips on how to do just that!
-Start by thinking about all of the things you’re grateful for. Take a few moments to reflect on your accomplishments and the things that make you happy.
-Write yourself a birthday card or letter. Tell yourself how proud you are of everything you’ve accomplished and how much you love and appreciate yourself.
-Make a wish for yourself. Think about what you would like to achieve in the coming year and make a realistic, achievable goal.
-Treat yourself to something special. Whether it’s a new book, a massage, or a day off from work, do something to make you happy and help you relax.
-Spend time with the people you love. Birthdays are a great time to catch up with friends and family. Reach out to the people who matter most to you and let them know how much they mean to you.
-Last but not least, don’t forget to have fun! Birthdays are a time to celebrate, so make sure you do just that! Dance, sing, eat cake and enjoy every minute of your special day.
Happy Birthday to you! I hope this year is full of happiness, love, and everything you’re hoping for. Enjoy every minute of it! And don’t forget to treat yourself well – you deserve it!
We also collected some of the best funny birthday wishes for myself and status for you to update on your social media or share with your friends. So enjoy!
Birthday Wishes For Myself
Happy Birthday to someone awesome, talented, beautiful, and funny! Yes, that’s right, it’s my Birthday!
Cheers to myself for surviving another year! May I have many more wonderful, crazy years ahead of me! Happy Birthday, Me!
Happy Birthday to someone that’s one-in-a-million and the creme of the crop! You are the icing on the cake! That’s right, I sure am!
Love to all for remembering me on my special day! It was a beautiful surprise to have quality time to spend with great friends!
It’s that time of year again. You know—the cake and ice cream. It’s my outrageous Birthday! Time to start the party!
Happiest of birthdays to me. Happiest of birthdays to me. Oh yes, happiest of birthdays to me. What’s that—you want to wish me a happy birthday?
Happy Birthday to someone full of unbelievable awesomeness! Yes, that’s right. It’s my Birthday.
Thank you so much for the beautiful birthday wishes! My cup overfloweth with tremendous gratitude and love for every one of you! May we have another year of incredible adventures and unimaginable opportunities!
Happy Birthday from me to me! It’s time to party because I’m Superfly! Cheers to a new year full of laughter, love, and new friendships!
I remind myself every year on this special day how blessed I am to have been given another year to experience the wonders of this beautiful world! God is good! My Birthday is a day I cherish and love.
It’s my favorite kind of day! I can’t wait for lots of laughs, lots of cake, and lots of love! Happy Birthday to my dearest self!
Today I am having my cake… and eating it too! It’s my Birthday! Calories are non-existent on birthdays!
It was a fantastic day for a birthday! Plenty of laughter and fun were had by all. You truly know how to make a girl feel so special! I can hardly wait to see what adventures this year will bring!
Today I think I’m going to party harder than ever before- cause it’s my Birthday!
After living another year, I’m thankful to God that he has blessed me so much- and that I’m a real blessing to others. Happy Birthday to me.
It’s a perfect day for anyone and everyone to wish me a happy birthday. So delighted Birthday, love, me.
Today I’m going to party hard like I have all the suitable excuses- because I do! It’s my Birthday. Happy Birthday to me. Look out the world; this party animal has been let off the leash.
I’m another year older and another year more gorgeous, intelligent, and talented than ever! Happy Birthday to me!
I believe that I am the equivalent of fine wine or a delicious old cheese. The older, the better. I am thrilled to be another year older today! Happy Birthday to me!
I plan on having an amazing, excellent, super, fantastic year full of many new adventures and crazy travels! My Birthday means I’m another year older and another year wiser! You better watch out!
It was my party! I can cry if I want to! Cry if I want to! You would call too if you… were this old, too!
It’s pretty bad when the fire department has to be called before you blow out the candles on your cake. Now I really know I’m old!
Thank God another has passed with me in this world- I’m so awesome. It’s a real blessing to everyone in my life to have me here. Happy Birthday to me.
To everyone out there having a bad day, stay calm. It’s my Birthday.
They say that having birthdays is just like going over speed bumps through life before you get old. Today’s my Birthday, and I’m flying over this one right to the cocktail party. Happy Birthday to me!
Every year I swear I’m getting more beautiful, incredible, adorable, and lovely to be around- congrats on another year, and happy Birthday to you. Love, me.
To quote the fabulous Dr. Seuss: “I am what I am. That’s a great thing to be. If I say to myself, “Happy Birthday to me!” it means a great deal!
Happy Birthday to someone awesome, talented, beautiful, and funny! Yes, that’s right, it’s my Birthday!
Cheers to myself for surviving another year! May I have many more wonderful, crazy years ahead of me! Happy Birthday, Me!
Happy Birthday to someone that’s one-in-a-million and the creme of the crop! You are the icing on the cake! That’s right, I sure am!
Love to all for remembering me on my special day! It was a beautiful surprise to have quality time to spend with great friends!
It’s that time of year again. You know—the cake and ice cream. It’s my outrageous Birthday! Time to start the party!
Happiest of birthdays to me. Happiest of birthdays to me. Oh yes, happiest of birthdays to me. What’s that—you want to wish me a happy birthday?
Happy Birthday to someone full of unbelievable awesomeness! Yes, that’s right. It’s my Birthday.
Thank you so much for the beautiful birthday wishes! My cup overfloweth with tremendous gratitude and love for every one of you! May we have another year of incredible adventures and unimaginable opportunities!
Happy Birthday from me to me! It’s time to party because I’m Superfly! Cheers to a new year full of laughter, love, and new friendships!
I remind myself every year on this special day how blessed I am to have been given another year to experience the wonders of this beautiful world! God is good! My Birthday is a day I cherish and love.
It’s my favorite kind of day! I can’t wait for lots of laughs, lots of cake, and lots of love! Happy Birthday to my dearest self!
Today I am having my cake… and eating it too! It’s my Birthday! Calories are non-existent on birthdays!
It was a fantastic day for a birthday! Plenty of laughter and fun were had by all. You truly know how to make a girl feel so special! I can hardly wait to see what adventures this year will bring!
Today I think I’m going to party harder than ever before- cause it’s my Birthday!
After living another year, I’m thankful to God that he has blessed me so much- and that I’m a real blessing to others. Happy Birthday to me.
It’s a perfect day for anyone and everyone to wish me a happy birthday. So delighted Birthday, love, me.
Today I’m going to party hard like I have all the suitable excuses- because I do! It’s my Birthday. Happy Birthday to me. Look out the world; this party animal has been let off the leash.
I’m another year older and more gorgeous, intelligent, and talented than ever! Happy Birthday to me!
I believe that I am the equivalent of fine wine or a delicious old cheese. The older, the better. I am thrilled to be another year older today! Happy Birthday to me!
I plan on having an amazing, incredible, super, fantastic year full of many new adventures and crazy travels! My Birthday means I’m another year older and another year wiser! You better watch out!
It was my party! I can cry if I want to! Cry if I want to! You would call too if you… Was this old, too!
It’s pretty bad when the fire department has to be called before you blow out the candles on your cake. Now I know I’m old!
Thank God another has passed with me in this world- I’m so awesome. It’s a real blessing to everyone in my life to have me here. Happy Birthday to me.
To everyone out there having a bad day, stay calm. It’s my Birthday.
They say that having birthdays is just like going over speed bumps through life before you get old. Today’s my Birthday, and I’m flying over this one right to the cocktail party. Happy Birthday to me!
Every year I swear I’m getting more beautiful, incredible, adorable, and lovely to be around- congrats on another year, and happy Birthday to you. Love, me.
Birthday Wishes Status For Myself
To everyone who ever wanted to spank me, now is your chance! It’s my birthday! P.S. mom that does not include you.
I’ve always wanted an excuse to eat tons of food, dress up, play around the house all day, and do whatever I wanted for just one day. Now I can because today is my birthday! Yeah me.
Dear self, stay calm and know that fun is on the way… um, actually, you forgot to order the cake and invite all the people so that it may be a while. Anyway, happy birthday.
I’d spend today binge-watching Netflix and eating crappy cake if it were up to me. Since today is my birthday, I guess that’s precisely what I’m going to do! Happy birthday to me on the best day ever!
I’m not sorry to the person I cut off in the line at Starbucks today. It’s my birthday, bitch! I deserve a coffee.
Dear friends and family, it’s my birthday! You can drop off all presents at my doorstep or take me out to lunch. Thanks in advance for all the gifts! Happy birthday to me!
Yay for me! I finally have an excuse to wear as much glitter as I want. It’s my birthday! Happy birthday to me.
I swear you guys, 30 has never looked so good! Of course, now that I’m in it. Happy birthday to me, and you are welcome to all your fellow 30-year-olds. This year is going to rock.
I’m humbled to have so many beautiful people in my life! I’m overwhelmed with gratitude for the fantastic people I am so very blessed to have in my life and call my friends and family! Thank you for the great birthday wishes!
I was overindulging in cake and ice cream and laughing until my stomach hurt. My birthday was a fabulous day, and I would love to thank everyone for sending good wishes my way! Cheers to another great year spent with family and friends as awesome as you!
This girl is incredibly blessed to have such fantastic family and friends. I felt so special and loved! Thank you for the birthday wishes!
What lovely friends and family I have! I was amazed at how many of you remembered my birthday. Thank you for making my day!
Having such beautiful family and friends is truly the best gift anyone could ever give me! Thank you for sending such positive thoughts and thinking of me on my birthday!
This has been indeed the most incredible birthday I’ve ever had! Thank you to everyone who said a kind word. your love has truly humbled me.
I want to express my sincere appreciation for all of the great phone calls, text messages, and Facebook posts I received for my birthday! It made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside! Thank you from the bottom of my heart!
Best Birthday Wishes For Myself 2022
Happy Birthday to me! Here is to another year of terrible decisions and reckless abandon!
On my Birthday, I will be my own best friend: overeat cake, give bad advice, and party until dawn!
On my Birthday, one is the loneliest number! That is why there is cake and ice cream and alcohol…
Today is my Birthday! My fifth 30th Birthday, to be exact! Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday to me! Turning a year older has made me wonder about certain things, like how much longer can I get away with telling people that I am twenty-five?
As I wish myself a Happy Birthday, I can not help but think of all of the things that getting older brings with it….wait, what was I saying, again? Oh, well! Happy Birthday to me!
I am wishing myself a very Happy Birthday! Cheers to another year of mishaps, shenanigans, and other somewhat adult behavior!
To be another year wiser, braver, and better must be something! Maybe next year! Happy Birthday to me!
It is my Birthday, and while I should know better, I do not! Cheers to me, anyway!
Today, I celebrate my 30th Birthday, more determined than ever…to keep pretending that I am twenty-one!
On my Birthday, I might celebrate with the youth and vigor of someone who can dance and party all night or in the manner of someone who can overeat cake and pass out on the sofa watching a lousy movie…I am pretty sure I am going to pass out on the couch!
Many people’s birthdays come with a sense of responsibility and maturity…phooey to that! Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday to the most glorious and intelligent person that I know! Myself!
Funny Birthday Wishes For Myself
On my Birthday, I wish for many great things! Oh, who am I kidding? I wish for a spot on the couch and a piece of birthday cake!
As I commemorate my Birthday, I do not just see someone a year older and has wrinkles. I also see someone with gray hair! Happy Birthday to me!
I celebrate my special day, still full of wonder! I wonder where my car keys are. I wonder where I parked, I wonder why my hip does that thing when I walk…
Today, I have decided that getting older is great! Well, not for me! For someone else!
Best Wishes on my Birthday!
Cheers to me on my Birthday! Now that it is here, I am grateful to be a year older! More things ache, but I am too old to think about all of them and to care!
Since it is my Birthday, I have looked in the mirror, and found that it is not so bad! I can still pretend to be ten years younger than I am! Happy Birthday to me!
The arrival of my special day has reminded me that there are so many things that a person my age should know! I do not know any of them, but I am sure there are many! Happy Birthday to me!
As the years have gone by, I have seen many things! Thankfully, this year marks my getting closer to being too old to remember any of them! Happy Birthday to me!
I am wishing myself a Happy Birthday! My Birthday has shown me that age is only a number! One of which I plan to keep a secret for as long as I can!
