25 ONE Line Sarcastic Quotes & Sarcasm Sayings With Images

Sarcastic Quotes

Sarcastic Quotes

  1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
  2. I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.
  3. Violence won’t solve anything…But it sure makes me feel good.
  4. You go girl! And don’t come back.
  5. Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.
  6. I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
  7. That is the ugliest top Ive ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.
  8. Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
  9. I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
  10. Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems
  11. Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
  12. You’d be in good shape…if you ran as much as your mouth
  13. Oh… I didn’t tell you… Then It must be none of your business.
  14. Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.
  15. I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…
  16. ’ll help you out…the same way you came in.
  17. I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
  18. If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.
  19. I’m smiling…that alone should scare you.
  20. You sound better with your mouth closed.
  21. If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever
  22. Look at you your in perfect shape……………for a circle
  23. Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
  24. If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
  25. Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

 

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