25 ONE Line Sarcastic Quotes & Sarcasm Sayings With Images

Sarcastic Quotes

Sarcastic Quotes

  1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
  2. I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.
  3. Violence won’t solve anything…But it sure makes me feel good, Sarcastic Quotes .
  4. You go girl! And don’t come back.
  5. Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.
  6. I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
  7. That is the ugliest top Ive ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.
  8. Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
  9. I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
  10. Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems
  11. Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
  12. You’d be in good shape…if you ran as much as your mouth.
  13. Oh… I didn’t tell you… Then It must be none of your business.
  14. Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm, Sarcastic Quotes.
  15. I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…
  16. ’ll help you out…the same way you came in.
  17. I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
  18. If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.
  19. I’m smiling…that alone should scare you.
  20. You sound better with your mouth closed.
  21. If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever
  22. Look at you your in perfect shape……………for a circle
  23. Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
  24. If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
  25. Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

 

Clever Sarcastic Quotes About Life

  1. “When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.”
  2. “It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.”
  3. “You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.”
  4. “If had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.”
  5. “I don’t believe in plastic surgery. But in your case, go ahead.”
  6. “Are you always so stupid or is today a special ocassion?”
  7. “I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.”
  8. “If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.”
  9. “Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.”
  10. “If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.”
  11. “I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face but with words.”
  12. “I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.”
  13. “I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.”
  14. “Sarcasm – the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.”
  15. “Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.”
  16. “Yet despite the look on my face… you are still talking.”
  17. “Find your patience before I lose mine.”
  18. “Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.”
  19. “Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.” – Ashleigh Brilliant
  20. “Sarcasm: because arguing with stupid people just wouldn’t be as much fun.”
  21. “Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.”
  22. “Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.”
  23. “Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.”
  24. “Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.”

 

Sarcastic Love Quotes For Boyfriend

  1. Psychology says, You are not afraid to love, you are afraid of not being loved back.
  2. Being ignored by someone is okay but still texting them is a sin.
  3. I don’t need love, I need 5 million dollars.
  4. Just because it shows active, doesn’t mean that i’m free. These can also happen.
  5. Before falling in love Remember. A girl’s mood can change in just like 0.0003 seconds.
  6. Never read old conversation after 11Pm. I repeat never, Sarcastic Quotes.
  7. True love and loyal friends are two of the hardest things to find.
  8. Raise your hand if you have a crush on someone who can never be yours.
  9. What is it called when your crush has a crush on you? “Imagination”
  10. Dear weather, don’t be so cool & romantic!!!.. Re’re single
  11. The brain is the most out standing organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth you fall in love.
  12. Sadness is… Waiting for a text from someone who’s not gonna text you.
  13. Don’t ask me for relationship advice. I am single i only promote breakups.
  14. I think I’m in a love triangle, I love myself, Myself loves me, Me loves I.
  15. Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage.
  16. Slow reply makes me think that you are talking to someone more important than me.
  17. Single? No, i am just in relationship with Freedom
  18. Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
  19. You think breakup hurts the most? No dear!! Seeing your mom upset kills you.
  20. Dear Heart, Please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood thats it.
  21. Single & waiting is better than taken & faking.
  22. Love is soul not his money he is human, not a Bank.
  23. Single Bell. Single Bell.. Single all the way..

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