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FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR MEN

Want to make Funny Birthday Wishes For Men , looking inside all of the birthday cards to find the right one, prefer to send an e-Card to your friend on his or her special day, or even like making your own, there are many different ways you can make a message that is just the right to wish well for your friend. Here are some ideas to get you started.

FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR MEN

 

  • “Two older men sit on a park bench. One says, “Joe, I’m 84 years old, and I have nothing but aches and pains. How do you feel?” Joe says, “I feel like a newborn babe!” “Really, a newborn babe?” “Yes! I have no teeth, no hair, and I think I might’ve wet my pants!” Happy birthday!”

  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

  • “Happy birthday! Want to feel young and thin again? Let’s go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people.”

  • “Happy birthday! You know you’re getting old when you never walk past a bathroom without saying “well, I’m here already – I may as well pee.””

  • “You know what they say: it’s better to be over the hill than buried 6 feet underneath it. Happy birthday!”

  • “On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lying about your age.”

  • “Smile – today is your birthday. Be happy and remember that things could be worse. Just think about what you’ll be like in ten years – yikes!”

  • “Happy birthday! Congrats on joining the 28-years-old-forever club. We have millions of members all over the world.”

  • “Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Happy birthday!”

  • “Happy birthday! They say that age is just a number. Yea right – and jail is just a room!”

  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR MEN 2017

 

  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

    4
  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

    5
  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

    6
  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

    7
  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

    8
  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Happy birthday! Want to feel young and thin again? Let’s go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people.”

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  • “Happy birthday! Want to feel young and thin again? Let’s go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people.”

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  • “Happy birthday! Want to feel young and thin again? Let’s go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people.”

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  • “Happy birthday! Want to feel young and thin again? Let’s go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people.”

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  • “Happy birthday! Want to feel young and thin again? Let’s go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people.”

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TOP FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR MEN

 

  • “Happy birthday! Want to feel young and thin again? Let’s go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people.”

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  • “Happy birthday! Want to feel young and thin again? Let’s go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people.”

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  • “Happy birthday! Want to feel young and thin again? Let’s go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people.”

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  • “Happy birthday! Want to feel young and thin again? Let’s go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people.”

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  • “Happy birthday! Want to feel young and thin again? Let’s go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people.”

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  • “Happy birthday! You know you’re getting old when you never walk past a bathroom without saying “well, I’m here already – I may as well pee.””

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  • “Happy birthday! You know you’re getting old when you never walk past a bathroom without saying “well, I’m here already – I may as well pee.””

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  • “Happy birthday! You know you’re getting old when you never walk past a bathroom without saying “well, I’m here already – I may as well pee.””

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  • “Happy birthday! You know you’re getting old when you never walk past a bathroom without saying “well, I’m here already – I may as well pee.””

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  • “Happy birthday! You know you’re getting old when you never walk past a bathroom without saying “well, I’m here already – I may as well pee.””

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  • “Happy birthday! You know you’re getting old when you never walk past a bathroom without saying “well, I’m here already – I may as well pee.””

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  • “Happy birthday! You know you’re getting old when you never walk past a bathroom without saying “well, I’m here already – I may as well pee.””

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  • “Happy birthday! You know you’re getting old when you never walk past a bathroom without saying “well, I’m here already – I may as well pee.””

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BEST FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR MEN

 

  • “Happy birthday! You know you’re getting old when you never walk past a bathroom without saying “well, I’m here already – I may as well pee.””

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  • “Happy birthday! You know you’re getting old when you never walk past a bathroom without saying “well, I’m here already – I may as well pee.””

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  • “You know what they say: it’s better to be over the hill than buried 6 feet underneath it. Happy birthday!”

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  • “You know what they say: it’s better to be over the hill than buried 6 feet underneath it. Happy birthday!”

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  • “You know what they say: it’s better to be over the hill than buried 6 feet underneath it. Happy birthday!”

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  • “You know what they say: it’s better to be over the hill than buried 6 feet underneath it. Happy birthday!”

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  • “You know what they say: it’s better to be over the hill than buried 6 feet underneath it. Happy birthday!”

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  • “You know what they say: it’s better to be over the hill than buried 6 feet underneath it. Happy birthday!”

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  • “You know what they say: it’s better to be over the hill than buried 6 feet underneath it. Happy birthday!”

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  • “You know what they say: it’s better to be over the hill than buried 6 feet underneath it. Happy birthday!”

    7
  • “You know what they say: it’s better to be over the hill than buried 6 feet underneath it. Happy birthday!”

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  • “You know what they say: it’s better to be over the hill than buried 6 feet underneath it. Happy birthday!”

    9
  • “On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lying about your age.”

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SPECIAL FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR MEN

 

  • “On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lying about your age.”

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  • “On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lying about your age.”

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  • “On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lying about your age.”

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  • “On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lying about your age.”

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  • “On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lying about your age.”

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  • “On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lying about your age.”

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  • “On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lying about your age.”

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  • “On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lying about your age.”

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  • “On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lying about your age.”

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  • “Smile – today is your birthday. Be happy and remember that things could be worse. Just think about what you’ll be like in ten years – yikes!”

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  • “Smile – today is your birthday. Be happy and remember that things could be worse. Just think about what you’ll be like in ten years – yikes!”

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  • “Smile – today is your birthday. Be happy and remember that things could be worse. Just think about what you’ll be like in ten years – yikes!”

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  • “Smile – today is your birthday. Be happy and remember that things could be worse. Just think about what you’ll be like in ten years – yikes!”

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FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR MEN | QUOTES

 

  • “Smile – today is your birthday. Be happy and remember that things could be worse. Just think about what you’ll be like in ten years – yikes!”

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  • “Smile – today is your birthday. Be happy and remember that things could be worse. Just think about what you’ll be like in ten years – yikes!”

    5
  • “Smile – today is your birthday. Be happy and remember that things could be worse. Just think about what you’ll be like in ten years – yikes!”

    6
  • “Smile – today is your birthday. Be happy and remember that things could be worse. Just think about what you’ll be like in ten years – yikes!”

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  • “Smile – today is your birthday. Be happy and remember that things could be worse. Just think about what you’ll be like in ten years – yikes!”

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  • “Smile – today is your birthday. Be happy and remember that things could be worse. Just think about what you’ll be like in ten years – yikes!”

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  • “Happy birthday! Congrats on joining the 28-years-old-forever club. We have millions of members all over the world.”

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  • “Happy birthday! Congrats on joining the 28-years-old-forever club. We have millions of members all over the world.”

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  • “Happy birthday! Congrats on joining the 28-years-old-forever club. We have millions of members all over the world.”

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  • “Happy birthday! Congrats on joining the 28-years-old-forever club. We have millions of members all over the world.”

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  • “Happy birthday! Congrats on joining the 28-years-old-forever club. We have millions of members all over the world.”

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  • “Happy birthday! Congrats on joining the 28-years-old-forever club. We have millions of members all over the world.”

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  • “Happy birthday! Congrats on joining the 28-years-old-forever club. We have millions of members all over the world.”

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FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR MEN | QUOTES

 

  • “Happy birthday! Congrats on joining the 28-years-old-forever club. We have millions of members all over the world.”

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  • “Happy birthday! Congrats on joining the 28-years-old-forever club. We have millions of members all over the world.”

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  • “Happy birthday! Congrats on joining the 28-years-old-forever club. We have millions of members all over the world.”

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  • “Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Happy birthday!”

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  • “Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Happy birthday!”

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  • “Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Happy birthday!”

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  • “Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Happy birthday!”

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  • “Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Happy birthday!”

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  • “Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Happy birthday!”

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  • “Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Happy birthday!”

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  • “Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Happy birthday!”

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  • “Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Happy birthday!”

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  • “Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Happy birthday!”

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FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR MEN | WISHES

 

  • “Happy birthday! They say that age is just a number. Yea right – and jail is just a room!”

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  • “Happy birthday! They say that age is just a number. Yea right – and jail is just a room!”

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  • “Happy birthday! They say that age is just a number. Yea right – and jail is just a room!”

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  • “Happy birthday! They say that age is just a number. Yea right – and jail is just a room!”

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  • “Happy birthday! They say that age is just a number. Yea right – and jail is just a room!”

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  • “Happy birthday! They say that age is just a number. Yea right – and jail is just a room!”

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  • “Happy birthday! They say that age is just a number. Yea right – and jail is just a room!”

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    FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR MEN

  • “Happy birthday! They say that age is just a number. Yea right – and jail is just a room!”

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  • “Happy birthday! They say that age is just a number. Yea right – and jail is just a room!”

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  • “Happy birthday! They say that age is just a number. Yea right – and jail is just a room!”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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FINEST FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR MEN

 

  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

    03
  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

    04
  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

    05
  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

    09
  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

    10
  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

    12
  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

    13
  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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UNIQUE FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR MEN

 

  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

    18
  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

    20
  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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    FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR MEN

  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

    22
  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

    24
  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

    26
  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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ALL-TIME FAVORITE FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR MEN

 

  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

    32
  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

    33
  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

    38
  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

    39
  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

    40
  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR MEN | MESSAGES

 

  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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    FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR MEN

  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR MEN | PRAYERS

 

  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

    56
  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

    57
  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

    58
  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

    59
  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

    60
  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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  • “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

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