Labor Day is a day to celebrate the achievements of workers around the world. It’s a time to enjoy the fruits of our labor, whether we’re kicking back at home or enjoying a long weekend away. And what better way to kick off the holiday than with a few funny Labor Day jokes? These laughs will help you get into the holiday spirit, from puns about unions to jokes about how hard work is! Enjoy!
We are hopeful you will like these funny jokes and pick-up lines for labor day.
Funny Labor Day Jokes
Father to son: Do you know today is the day when people have break from work.Son: if nobody is working today, wouldn’t it be ‘No Labor Day.’
Don’t work on Labour day just enjoy and eat and let your stomach do more work.
If the labour day is for whose who work hard then when will be day for those went who work smarter.
Let celebrate the day when we are not allowed we work but only to talk about work.
It’s the time to say no to work and call most work word.
If anyone work on this day he ruin the purpose of this day.
May you have labour day full of enjoyment and many things to do except work.
I wish a labour that will be relaxed and partied.
When you saw everyone partying and having full. It’s Labour day.
Bus stops at bus station and train stops at train station as work stops on Labor day.
I think labor Day would be called a independence day but the name was already taken.
A wealthy person never needs to do labor but the wealth is gain by labor.
I don’t like labor Day because I like labor month, With a month break .
After coming from job a wife said to his husband: I am not going to work for him again. Husband asked her: why? She said: because he has fired me.
If you saw all cars parked side to side definitely there would be labor Day weekend.
On this labor Day I am not going to work but putting my liver to work.
Those who work throughout the year have one day labor Day break but those who don’t work they enjoy everyday labor Day.
Are you still working it labor Day?
International Labour Day Funny Messages
Have you heard of labour day joke? It never worked for me.
Two labourer married just after labor Day. All the guest commented there they have beautiful bond.
A match maker was waiting for labor Day from so long. As the labor day arrive she had a new conversation with her neighbours.
My mother only teaches me to work she didn’t told me about labor day.
It’s important to work to gain the pot of gold, same as it’s also important to have leave to decide where to spend.
I do help others by leaving apart while all other where working.
Sleeping, eating and drinking and then repeating this is all I am going to do on this labor Day.
I hope everyone will enjoy labor Day with beer and snacks.
On labor Day only one work is assigned to you to have a party with your dearest one.
Labor day pick up line
Excuse me. I am lost in work so much can be get me to the labor day .
Have you loved at first sight? I have love at my labor site.
You are so sweet and on labor day I like to eat sweets.
Enjoy this labor day because you run in my mind throughout the year.
I think your hands have become heavy due to too muchworking let me hold them.
Aside by being a pretty girl, what you do?
Can I have your cell phone just to call my boss to tell him I will be having more holidays after labor day. Because it’s probably my marriage after it.
Funny Labour Day Status
Isn’t it so astonishing to have a holiday on the day that regards labor.
I feel we couldn’t have life with labor. From the day we born to struggle for survival in the world all is labor where lies life in all this.
If everyone around the world is celebrating labor day on this day. Then who is working to run the world.
The actual meaning of labor day should be the day to only talk about labor.
You should be like a party animal who become crazy in the party with full energies.
Just a week before labor day a poor farmer win the lottery of million dollars. He decided to celebrate this with his wife and children on a trip to labor day celebration to a city. When his wife and son saw an old woman entered to automatic door with flashing lights by the wall. After a minute this silver box again open and a young lady came out. Farmer wife said to his son: I am going into it to become young.
Labor Day Jokes
I boss sent his worker on the labor day to office. After some time boss arrive to office to check-in. Boss caught worker having a beer. Boss said to the worker: You are not supposed to drink will working. Worker replied: Don’t worry sir I am not working.
When is labor day celebrated for the people who work day and night on Facebook and Instagram.
A daughter asked her mother how is going to have baby today? Mother said:why did you think so? Daughter said: because it’s labor Day today.
