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FUNNY HAPPY NEW YEAR

Greet your loved ones with wishes of  Funny Happy New Year , looking inside all of the birthday cards to find the right one, prefer to send an e-Card to your friend on his or her special day, or even like making your own, there are many different ways you can make a message that is just the right to wish well for your friend. Here are some ideas to get you started.

FUNNY HAPPY NEW YEAR WISHES

  • The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.~ G. K. Chesterton

  • We all love a light joke, every now and then. Following are some one liners which you can use to wish your friends a Happy New Year.

  • May god motivate you to indulge less in office gossips this year!

  • I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!

  • I wish you scare off everyone in your wonderful Halloween attire in the New Year!

  • I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!

  • I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year!

  • I wish you finally learn how to use your Smartphone properly this New Year.

  • May god inspire you to finally enroll in that anger management course in New Year!

  • I wish you find a perfume this year that is less awe-inspiring than chocolate flavored EDT!

  • I pray sincerely no sequel is released in your favorite vampire romance this year!

  • I wish you end up without a funny face in group photos this year

    FUNNY HAPPY NEW YEAR |WISHES 

     

  • Out with the old, in with the new: may you be happy the whole year through. Happy New Year!

  • Another year of success and happiness has passed. With every New Year comes greater challenges and obstacles in life. I wish you courage, hope and faith to overcome all of the hurdles you may face. May you have a great year and a wonderful time ahead. God bless you.

  • Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.

  • I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!

  • I will conserve water this year.I will do the laundry less but use deodorant more.Happy New Year!

  • You will be a little bit older, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser. Happy New Year!

  • Happy New Year to all of the people whom I had misunderstandings with.

  • Catch this firework as a sign of making peace to you!

  • I want to make this day special.I decorated your room will plenty of fireworks that you will surely enjoy!

  • My New Year’s resolution is to eat less so that I can be sexier.But whenever I see your fat body, I guess I am already successful with my resolution so I won’t do it anymore.Happy New Year to you!

  • A glass of waterA bottle of beerLet’s get readyAnd start the New Year’s party!

  • I hope that this New Year, I will be with a woman other than you.I am tired of being your boyfriend.I think I want to try being your husband instead.

     

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  • They say pain and tears help one to be stronger,So I am wishing you more tears and pain.For you to become even stronger than last year.Happy New Year!

  • May this New Year bring you more problems, more tears, and more pains.Don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a stronger person.

  • This time of year offers us a brand new start. I want to take this opportunity to start fresh with you and wish you love and peace in the new year.

  • May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.

  • This time of year offers us a brand new start. I want to take this opportunity to start fresh with you and wish you love and peace in the new year.

  • I’m so excited for the new year. Unfortunately, I don’t have any resolutions to make since I’m already perfect.

  • Happy New Year. May this year be as full of success and surprise as the last year and may all your wishes come true.

  • I’m so excited to make new plans and new memories with you. Let’s make this year as good as the last one.

  • This time of year, it’s important to gather friends around and spend time together. I am eager to ring in the new year with you.

  • I know you are looking for this year to be full of changes and I want you to know that I support you in your dreams, dear friend.

  • The most fun part about making New Year’s resolutions is breaking New Year’s resolutions. Can’t wait to mess up with you.

  • Happy New Year friend. I hope you saved some champagne because I’m going to need some drinks all year.

     

    FUNNY HAPPY NEW YEAR | QUOTES

     

  • Every year we try to diet and exercise. Maybe this year our plans will actually work. Happy New Year friend.

  • A New Year is the chance to start over with a clean slate. Too bad my credit card won’t start over with a blank slate.

  • I may have loved you less, cared for you less, and given you less.Do not worry my prayers for you are also less.Happy New Year!

  • This year, I promise to wake up early so that I can sleep early too!

  • Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle. – Eric Zorn

  • New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. -Mark Twain

    Greet Your Loved Ones With Funny Happy New Year , On This Eve To Make Their Day Better & Making Them Feel Happier

  • Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. -Bill Vaughan

  • May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions! -Joey Adams

  • Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn’t it, of a long line of proven criminals? -Ogden Nash

  • New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. -James Agate

  • New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance is forgotten. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. -Jay Leno

  • The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise, when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears. -Wystan Hugh (W.H.) Auden


FUNNY HAPPY NEW YEAR | SAYINGS

 

  • Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year, everybody. -Phyllis McGinley

  • The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. -P.J.ORourke

  • Who doesn’t love humor and laughter around them? That oddball in your life who makes you smile without any reason, with the quirkiest things to say, that funny bone tingling.

  • So be that person with our Funny New Year SMS, who spreads the celebratory cheer and zeal around with their words. You just have to flip through our extensive collection of Funny New Year SMS that are sure to put that much coveted and much-wanted curve to anyone’s face who reads them.

  • With words that have been specially crafted for the occasion, spread the SMS around and make the year even more joyous and cheerful for your loved ones; for there is no occasion that could do without a few laughs and smiles.

  • Just glance through our Funny New Year SMS and let the laugh riot begin.

  • “Take care how you meet and greet with people this New Year since broken spirits have no available spare parts!”

  • “This New Year I’m on a lookout for a bank that would give me a big loan and then forget me forever. “

  • “I envy the mosquitoes since they can spend the midnight hour with you and kiss you as the clock strikes New Year.”

  • “This New Year, may you handle yourself with your brains, but comfort others with your heart.”

  • “This New Year, may you be Saved by many friends who Enter your life to Delete all your Errors.”

  • “After making a careful judgment, a brand New Year contract has been drafted for you – make sure to take full responsibility before you leap in.”

     

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  • “New Year Resolution: tolerate friends and family with extreme care even when they burn down your privacy!”

  • “New Year gives you the option all over to again to view the glass in either perspective – half full or half empty.”

  • “Wish New Year was every man’s birthday when people can wipe out all the unwanted and start afresh.”

  • “May this New Year be so prosperous that you always extend your hand to greet friends and never to ask for aid.”

  • “May the New Year give you a clean chit to keep you far away from misery and doctors.”

  • “May your New Year show you the shapeliest reflection in the mirror – so jog to the gym every day!”

  • “Deck up for the New Year in a brand new avatar so that you become neighbors’ envy and owner’s pride.

  • “I pledge that I shall not spend my New Year’s Day glues to my computers in my pajamas – I plan to dress up for my computer!”

  • “This New Year, be at peace with your appearance, you are perfectly in shape – round is a shape in geometry!”

  • “As people remind you to make a resolution about self-assessment and correction, give the same time and dedication to your house too!”

  • “May this New Year bring actual change in you – not recurrence of old habits in a new package.”

  • “If nothing changes this New Year to your liking, just change your habit of complaining!” 

FUNNY HAPPY NEW YEAR | STATUSES

 

  • “This New Year may you come up with innovative excuses for your teacher or boss when you plan to bunk your class or office.”

  • “As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your in numerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.”

  • “This New Year, may you make the attempt to trim and clean your Social Media accounts.”

  • “I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!”

  • “May you find more time to help out the ignored and unattended people this New Year – and begin your charity at home – with your spouse.”

  • “This New Year may you come up with innovative passwords to puzzle people to fish out the real one!”

  • “This New Year, remember to chuck all the old jokes and same stories to narrate at parties!

  • “May you spend lesser time online this New Year and more with the real people who fill up your real world.”

  • “This New Year may you find innumerable ways to make health food as tasty as the junk!”

  • “If you are planning to turn a new leaf over this New Year, make sure the leaf is free of bugs.”

  • “This New Year hope you are not tempted to pile up on health food cookbooks and then end up heating frozen food at meal times.”

  • “Hope you are blessed with intelligence to differentiate between the ending of one year and the beginning of the next.”

  • “This New Year may you have newer ideas to accommodate more time for your naps and beauty sleep even on weekdays.”

    FUNNY HAPPY NEW YEAR | MESSAGES

     

  • New Year’s Eve is finally here, where we can be drunk in public and no one minds. That’s why this is the best holiday.

  • A New Year is the chance to start over with a clean slate. Too bad my credit card won’t start over with a blank slate.

  • Every year we try to diet and exercise. Maybe this year our plans will actually work. Happy New Year friend.

  • Remember when we were young and wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we are old and all we want to do is sleep.

  • Last year we got older and slower but we had a good time. Let’s make sure we do the same in this new year.

  • Happy New Year friend. I hope you saved some champagne because I’m going to need some drinks all year.

  • Before I get completely wasted, make a fool of myself, stumble my way home and pass out, let me wish you a very happy New Year.

  • My New Year’s resolution is to be a little less perfect so I can stop making everyone else look so bad.

  • This coming year may you have happiness, good health, prosperity and finally realize how awesome I really am!

  • May you grow old enough that you struggle to stay up until midnight, prefer to stay home on New Year’s Eve and are unable to remember what a New Year celebration was like when you were young.

  • To all of my Facebook friends, may your Facebook page be full of New Year wishes from people you barely know.

  • May your New Year’s resolution be high definition. And may you be too drunk to understand that joke!

     

SPECIAL FUNNY HAPPY NEW YEAR WISHES

 

  • New Year’s resolutions are a to-do list for the first week of January.

  • May the New Year hurry up and come so we can finally get past this holiday season and get on with our lives!

  • Happy New Year! Here’s hoping that we can stay up later than 9 o’clock.

  • My New Year’s resolution is to stop pretending that you don’t annoy me so much.

  • Let us celebrate this exciting, colorful, grand, magical New Year with a great big smile. Wishing you a year full of happiness and prosperity.

  • May this year give you the opportunity to follow your dreams, love like there is no tomorrow and smile unconditionally. Happy New Year!

  • One thing I resolve not to change this year is our friendship. Thanks for being so awesome!

  • We may not be perfect, but we are family, and there is nobody that I more sincerely wish to have a truly happy New Year.

  • As we celebrate the New Year, I wish everyone success, a healthy long life and a fresh new start. Happy New Year!

  • My gift of unconditional love I give to you, with sincerity, blessings and loyalty too. Have a wonderful New Year my darling!

  • May you always be surrounded by hope and guided by the stars. Have a prosperous New Year!

  • It’s not the destination, it’s the journey. May you enjoy each day of your adventure. Happy New Year!

     

ALL-TIME FAVORITE FUNNY HAPPY NEW YEAR WISHES

 

  • We may be far apart but you are always in my heart. May you have a healthy and abundant New Year!

  • Cheers to a better life and a bright future. Have a prosperous New Year!

  • Free yourself from sadness and frown for the New Year has finally come to town. Have a happy and healthy New Year!

  • To all of my friends, may you have a healthy, happy, prosperous and spectacular New Year!

  • Thank you for all the love you’ve given me this year, thank you for giving me so much to be grateful for.

  • I can’t wait to ring in the New Year with all of you. I am so lucky to have such a great family.

  • New Year, new you, new resolution, new change, new beginning, new opportunities. Happy New Year to you!

  • May you have a year filled with smiles, love, luck and prosperity. This is my wish from me to you. Happy New Year!

  • Funny New Year Messages

  • Spread the cheer with these funny New Year messages that you can share to your family and friends. These humorous New Year greetings can also be used for holiday greeting cards and SMS. We also include some new year text messages that you can send to your friends, family and dear ones via your mobile phone. All you need is to tap the key and send them instantly. Have fun with these New year and spread the joy and happiness it brings to people close to your heart.

  • Last year, I have been so stubborn and bad
    I caused you so much pain and hurt.
    This year, I want you to know that
    I will never change.
    I will stay the same.
    Happy New Year!

  • I may have loved you less, cared for you less, and given you less.
    Do not worry my prayers for you are also less.

    Happy New Year!

FEW MORE FUNNY HAPPY NEW YEAR WISHES

 

  • This year, I promise to be good so that I have all the reasons to be bad.

  • May New Year bring you a new life with your new wife.

  • This year, I promise to wake up early so that I can sleep early too!

  • For this New Year, I promise not to eat chocolate. Not even a bit. Promise…

  • I will conserve water this year
    I will do the laundry less but use deodorant more.
    Happy New Year!

 

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