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There are many occasions, where life challenges our strength and will power. A successful person is one who takes these challenges and emerges out victorious. Life is a good teacher that helps us learn so many things. A random quote or saying is normally taken from the various chapters of life, that teaches a valuable lesson. It is a widely known fact that laughing is the best medicine. It relieves stress, lightens one’s mood, and makes you feel good. Here are some Random Quotes & Sayings that you can take a look at.

Random Quotes & Sayings:

Here’s a HUGE Collection of Random Quotes & Sayings from your favorite movies, authors, bloggers, social media influencers, self-help gurus, and celebrities. Some are funny, some are not  & Some will make you cry, some won’t. Some will inspire you, some won’t. It’s pure randomness – to cure boredom & keep things interesting. We hope they help you. If not, at least you’ll be finished with work by the time you’re done reading them. Cheers!

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Random Quotes

  • “A good sermon should be like a woman’s skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials.” – Ronald Knox

  • “When on the ladder of success, don’t let boys look up your dress!”– Unknown

  • “Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ” – Louis Hector Berlioz

  • “There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.” – Melanie Griffith

  • “Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.” – Ralph Bus

  • “Always remember that true beauty comes from within – from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes.” – Peter’s Almanac

  • “Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben

  • “Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” – Homer Simpson

  • “I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.” – A. Whitney Brown

  • “Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the backyard without the neighbors seeing.” – Sean Williamson

  • “What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? ‘Hold my purse.” – Unknown

  • “Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.” – Carol Burnett

  • “Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.” – Murphy’s Law

  • “If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.” – Unknown

Random Quotes

  • We can all fight against loneliness by engaging in random acts of kindness. – Gail Honeyman

  • Goals transform a random walk into a chase. – Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

  • Sometimes in life, random things can blind-side you. – Michelle Ryan

  • The world is governed by chance. Randomness stalks us every day of our lives. – Paul Auster

  • The amount of random conversations that lead to culture-shifting ideas is insane. – Virgil Abloh

  • These random unkind moment that catch you wen you least expect them. – Khaled Hosseini

  • Life is a series of random collisions. – Jessica Zafra

  • Together we can change the world, just one random act of kindness at a time. – Ron Hall

  • The fairest order in the world is a heap of random sweepings. – Heraclitus

  • How do we change the world? One random act of kindness at a time. – Anonymous

  • When it is all finished you will discover it was never random. – Anonymous

  • Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you. – Princess Diana

  • Random things are luxurious to people. It’s personal. – L’Wren Scott

  • We are born by accident into a purely random universe -Robert Silverberg

  • The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance. – Robert Coveyou

  • Random questions are the least random of all questions. – John Green

  • Our time on Earth is so random. – Lisa Ling

  • Our lives are not totally random. We make commitments, we cause things to happen. – Wendy Wasserstein

  • Because you never know who would love the person you hide. – Anonymous

  • There’s always a reason behind every random question. – Anonymous

Random Quotes

  • There are good people who are dealt a bad hand by fate, and bad people who live long, comfortable, privileged lives. A small twist of fate can save or end a life; random chance is a permanent, powerful player in each of our lives, and in human history as well. – Jeff Greenfield

  • Random chance plays a huge part in everybody’s life. – Gary Gygax

  • Let your kids observe you doing random acts of kindness, it can be contagious. – Kevin Heath

  • Practice random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty. – Jack Canfield

  • Practice random acts of kindness, the world needs it more than you think.

  • Life is too short and sweet to be spent by cribbing and complaining about things. Here are some random quotes about the most wonderful gift that we’ve got – Life.

  • No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt

  • Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention. But it has no persuasive value at all. ~ John Kenneth Galbraith

  • God save me from my friends. I can protect myself from my enemies. ~ Claude Louis Hector de Villars

  • The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. ~ Henry David Thoreau

  • To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else. ~ Emily Dickinson

  • Life is like a landscape. You live in the midst of it but can describe it only from the vantage point of distance. ~ Charles Lindbergh

  • A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. ~ Tyne Daly

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