With humor it's so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.
Women need not always keep their mouths shut and their wombs open.
The most unpardonable sin in society is independence of thought.
The most violent element in society is ignorance.
To the indefinite uncertain mind of the American radical the most...
If voting changed anything they'd make it illegal.
Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.
I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.
Love is when the desire to be desired takes you so badly that you feel you...
Look there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
I like perfume and flowers.