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Insomnia Funny Quotes

After Cool Status & New Year Quotes, Today We are going to Share TOP Insomnia Quotes & Sayings with You. Insomnia is one type of Sleeplessness or a Sleep Disorder in which Mostly People have issues in sleeping. These Insomnia Funny Quotes & Insomnia Sayings will help you better understand and deal with your it. Since everyone spends almost one-third of their lives asleep. There’s no surprise in it that many people have spent their time considering the sleep. So, Insomnia Funny Quotes are often surprisingly misleading or insightful. So, Here We have Added Some Best Insomnia Funny Quotes & Insomnia Sayings for You.

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Insomnia Funny Quotes & Insomnia Sayings


  1. Error 4:04 Sleep Not Found!

  2. Insomnia Is My Greatest Inspiration.

  3. I Am A Daydreamer And A Night thinker.

  4. Sleep Is Such A Luxury, Which I Can’t Afford.

  5. My Mind Decides To Run When Normal People Sleep.

  6. Insomnia: A Thief That Robs Me Every Night.

  7. My Insomnia Level: Creative Mind Never Sleep. 😛

  8. I Will Not Sleep Until I Find A Cure For My Insomnia.

  9. I Think Insomnia Is A Sigh That A Person Is Interesting.

  10. At Night, I Can’t Sleep. In The Morning, I Can’t Wake Up.

  11. The Worst Thing In The World Is To Try To Sleep And Not To.

  12. I Wasn’t To Sleep But My Brain Won’t Stop Talking To Itself.

  13. Morning: Tired, Afternoon: Dying For A Rest, Night: Can’t Sleep.

  14. Do Not Believe All The Things You Tell Yourself Late At Night. 

  15. I Only Sleep With People I Love, Which Is Why I Have Insomnia.

  16. Every night, It’s An Endless Battle Between Sleep & The Internet.

  17. Dear Mind, Please Top Thinking So Much At Night. I Need To Sleep.

  18. Mu Nights Are For Overthinking, My Mornings Are For Oversleeping.

  19. I’M So Tired But I’ll Probably Be Awake Until 3 Am For No Reason.

  20. I have forgotten what it’s like to have a normal sleeping pattern.

  21. Nothing Cures Insomnia Like The Realization That It’s Time To Get Up.

  22. I Think The Most Common Cause Of Insomnia Is Simple; It’s Loneliness.

  23. Insomnia Is A Glamorous Term For Thoughts You Forgot To Have In The Day.

  24. With Insomnia, You’re Never Really Awake, But You’re Never Really Asleep.

  25. Insomnia Is Just Another Word For Chit Chat With The Demons During Bedtime.


    Insomnia Quotes Sayings

  26. I Struggle With Wanting To Stay Up Late And Wanting Extra Hours Of Sleep.

  27. There’s No Such Thing As Insomnia. Just A Lot Of People With Internet Access.

  28. Every Night I Go To Sleep Late, And Every Morning I Realize It Was A Bad Idea.

  29. I Don’t Always Go To Bed At 10:30 Pm. But When I Do, I Fall Asleep At 3:00 Am.

  30. Dear 3 Am, We Have Got To Stop Meeting This Way. I’D Much Rather Sleep With You.

  31. The Last Refuge Of The Insomniac Is A Sense Of Superiority To the Sleeping World.

  32. It’s Hard To Sleep At Night When There’s So Many Thoughts Going Through Your Head.

  33. Insomnia – The Art Of Falling Asleep Just As Your Alarm Goes Off To Start The Day.

  34. If You Can’t Sleep, Then You Can’t Dream, If You Can’t Dream, Then What’s Life Mean?

  35. Loneliness, Insomnia, And Change: The Fear Of These Is Even Worse Than The Reality.

  36. I Have A Condition That Makes Me Eat When I Can’t Sleep. It’s Called Insom-Nom-Nom-Nia.

  37. 3 Out Of 4 Voices In My Head Want To Sleep. The Other Wants To Know If Penguins Have Knees!

  38. Why Sleep, When You Can Stay Up Late Every Night Being Sad, Then Feel Like Shit The Next Day.

  39. My Body And Heart Weren’t Made For This. I’M Tired Of Being Tired And I’M Tired Of Being Sad.

  40. Legend Says When You Can’t Sleep At Night, It’s Because You’re Awake In Someone Else’s Dream.

  41. Only He Who Has Not Suffered From Insomnia, May Think That Everything Is As Good As It Could Be.

    Quotes About Insomnia

  42. I Lay In Bed, For Hours In The Dark, At Night. Thinking About, Every Possible Thing, In My Life.

  43. I’M Going Insane But That’s Okay Because My Grades Are More Important Than My Mental Health Anyways.

  44. When You Have Insomnia, Nothing Was Real. Everything A Far Away, Everything As Copy Of Copy Of Copy.

  45. Crying Is The Only Way Your Eyes Speak When You Mouth Cant Explain How Things Made Your Heartbroken.

  46. Some People Can’t Sleep Because They Have Insomnia. I Can’t Sleep Because I Have A Internet Connection.

  47. I Hate Insomnia Because It Puts Me In A State Of Reminiscing Memories That I Don’t Want To Think About.

  48. Sleeping Without A Bra Improves Quality Of Sleep By Over 95% And Is And Effective Way Of Treating Insomnia.

  49. Nowadays, People Confuse Insomnia With A Lack Of Will To Turn Off Electronic Devices And Logout Of Social Networks.

  50. All It Takes Is A Beautiful Fake Smiles To Hide An Injured Soul And They Will Never Notice How Broken You Really Are.

  51. Me: Let Me Sleep. Brain: LOL No, Let’s Stay Awake And Remember Every Stupid Decision You Made In Your Life. Me: Okay.

  52. Insomnia Is More Common For Those Who Have A High I.Q. Intelligent People Have A Harder Time Switching Off Their Brain.

  53. Very Private People Have Mastered The Art Of Telling You Little About Themselves But Doing It In A Such A Way You Think You Know A Lot.

  54. 2 AM’S Were Made For Poets, Lovers/Writers, Visionaries, Photographers, Painters, Overthinkers, Silent Seeker. There Are My Favorite Hours.

  55. Insomnia Sharpens Your Math Skills Because You Spend All Night Calculating How Much Sleep You’ll Get If You’re Able To “Fall Asleep Right Now.


Insomnia Funny Quotes

  • “It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it.” ~ John Steinbeck

  • “Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.” ~ Anthony Burgess

  • “Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.” ~ Benjamin Franklin

  • “Sleep is the interest we have to pay on the capital which is called in at death; and the higher the rate of interest and the more regularly it is paid, the further the date of redemption is postponed.” ~ Arthur Schopenhauer

  • “I’ve always envied people who sleep easily. Their brains must be cleaner, the floorboards of the skull well swept, all the little monsters closed up in a steamer trunk at the foot of the bed.” ~ David Benioff

  • “Many things, such as loving, going to sleep, or behaving unaffectedly – are done worst when we try hardest to do them.” ~ C. S. Lewis

  • “Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.” ~ Albert Camus

  • “Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it… Get plenty of sleep.” ~ W. C. Fields

  • “Insomnia is a gross feeder. It will nourish itself on any kind of thinking, including thinking about not thinking.” ~ Clifton Fadiman

  • “There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled.” ~ Edward Lucas

  • “Sleeping is no mean art: for its sake one must stay awake all day.” ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

  • “And if tonight my soul may find her peace in sleep, and sink in good oblivion, and in the morning wake like a new-opened flower then I have been dipped again in God, and new-created.” ~ D. H. Lawrence

  • “Sleep: a poor substitute for caffeine!” ~ Wallace Shawn

  • “The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to.” ~ F. Scott Fitzgerald

  • “The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.” ~ Wilson Mizner



Few More Insomnia Funny Quotes


  • Bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret.” ~ Charles Caleb Colton

  • “Now blessings light on him that first invented this same sleep. It covers a man all over, thoughts and all, like a cloak.” ~ Miguel de Cervantes

  • “All men whilst they are awake are in one common world: but each of them, when he is asleep, is in a world of his own.” ~ Plutarch

  • “Now, blessings light on him that first invented sleep!Ê It covers a man all over, thoughts and all, like a cloak; it is meat for the hungry, drink for the thirsty, heat for the cold, and cold for the hot.Ê It is the current coin that purchases all the pleasures of the world cheap, and the balance that sets the king and the shepherd, the fool and the wise man, even.” ~ Miguel de Cervantes

  • “It appears that every man’s insomnia is as different from his neighbours as are their daytime hopes and aspirations.” ~ F. Scott Fitzgerald

Bottom Line:

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