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Funny Christmas Wishes

Funny Christmas Wishes

You know something Christmas is a festival of happiness and joy. A lot of people might get wishes through email and texts by SMS. This is a common activity for the past few years. But nowadays we are all engaged in a social network. To share each and everyone thoughts and express their talents and views this is the best platform right. People are always searching for a new way to express their thoughts so those type of people will like this post. expressing our wishes in a funny way is really impressive so here in this post, we provide some best impressive Funny Christmas Wishes and sayings.

Select your own quotes and send it to your loved one or family friends.You know something Christmas is a festival of happiness and joy. A lot of people might get wishes through email and texts by SMS. This is a common activity for the past few years. But nowadays we are all engaged in a social network. To share each and everyone thoughts and express their talents and views this is the best platform right. People are always searching for a new way to express their thoughts so those type of people will like this post. expressing our wishes in a funny way is really impressive so here in this post, we provide some best impressive Funny Christmas Wishes and sayings. Select your own wishes and send it to your loved one or family friends.

Funny Christmas Wishes

Funny Christmas Wishes

Funny Christmas Wishes

  • “The main reason why Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. Merry Christmas wishes.”
  • “Why is Christmas just like a normal day at the office you do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit Think about it Merry Christmas”.
  • It is not funny I said no rocks in the snowballs merry Christmas 2018.
  • “First of December is world aids day… I don’t think it will ever take off like Christmas. Happy Christmas”.
  • “Last year Christmas I gave my heart but the very next day, you gave it away…. This year to save me from tears I’ll give it to someone special.”
  • “Girls express their talent by tears. Boys express their talent by beers. Merry Christmas Wishes.”
  • “A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.”
  • “Dear Santa please leave candy instead of coals or I’ll hunt you down. I’m serious by the way, I’ve been good! but I’ll seriously kill if i don’t see any gummies”
  • I exited Santa sans gluten treats and natural soy drain and he put a sunlight based board in my stocking.
  • At the end of the day, we go to the Holiday Season, a profoundly religious time that each of us sees, in his own particular manner, by heading off to his preferred shopping center.
  • Christmas is not so much about opening presents as opening your heart! happy Christmas wishes.
  • Christmas is much similar to an avaricious enterprise: You work your buns off to profit, shop ’til you drop, and some chunky person at the top still gets all the credit! Cheerful Christmas in any case.

Funny Christmas Wishes

  • “Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? you know, the birth of Santa.”
  • When does someone ask where is your Christmas spirit? is it wrong to point to the liquor cabinet??
  • “When You stop believing Santa you get underwear”
  • Wishing you hit the jackpot for health, wealth, and happiness this holiday season and throughout the New Year 2017!
  • OMG! Christmas already? Wishing you a “train load” of good wishes.
  • Hope your Christmas is the “M” word (Merry)!!!
  • Holidays are exhausting. Ho Ho! Keep calm and enjoy Christmas!
  • Hoping you have a 100% Awesome Christmas 2018!
  • I wish you a White Christmas! But if your White Wine runs out, drink the Red…
  • This year you were not good… You were FANTASTIC! May your celebration be joyous and your holidays bright!
  • It’s all fun and games ’till Santa checks the Naughty List… Can’t wait to see your gift by Christmas!
  • How do cats greet each other at Christmas?
  • A furry Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
  • May Santa always stop at your house. Merry Christmas!
  • Christmas has been canceled! And it’s your fault because I told Santa you had been good and he died laughing!
  • Greetings from the North Pole! Don’t be shocked… it’s Christmas again!
  • Hope your Christmas is out of this world!
  • His name is Clause. Santa Clause. The Force is with him. And he’ll be back!
  • Christmas comes each time this year –
  • Relax, enjoy, and have some beer!
  • May your holidays be like Santa – fat, cheerful and abundant!
  • I mistakenly wrapped your Christmas present in the paper that says “Happy Birthday”. So I added wording “to Jesus” on it. Merry Christmas!
  • Wishing you season’s eatings and a bloody good New Year!

Funny Christmas Wishes

  • It’s the old, bearded guy and his silly reindeer!
    We’re here to bring you holiday cheer
    And wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
  • Christmas is like a job: you do all the work but fat guy in the suit gets all the credit. Enjoy and be merry!
  • I think Santa must ride a plane instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster. I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.
  • Is Santa so busy that he cannot find time to groom himself? I think he needs to shave his beard.
  • People went to midnight mass not to hear mass, but to let their seatmates hear their snores.
  • I would say all I want for Christmas is YOU, But I really would love a new credit card as well!
  • Since I bought the presents, I’ve asked Santa to bring you love and happiness!
  • Hold peace, love and hope in your heart always And Christmas will bring you what you wish for.
  • I know your family is dysfunctional. Still, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
  • Christmas is about spending time with family and friends. It’s about creating happy memories that will last a lifetime. Merry Christmas to you and your family!
  • May the closeness of friends, the comfort of home, and the unity of our nation, renew your spirits this festive season. Merry Christmas to your family.
  • ‘Tis the season to wish one another joy and love and peace. These are my wishes for you, Merry Christmas our dear friends, may you feel the love this special day.
  • May this festive season sparkle and shine, may all of your wishes and dreams come true, and may you feel this happiness all year round. Merry Christmas!
Funny Christmas Wishes

Funny Christmas Wishes

Funny Christmas Wishes

  • You make the stars shine brighter and the winter days warmer just by being in my life. Merry Christmas to my favorite person in the world.
  • A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm and we all go through it together. Let’s buckle up and enjoy the ride.
  • Celebrate the Wonder and the Joy of the Festive Season. Merry Christmas
  • To a joyful present and a well-remembered past. Best wishes for Happy Holidays and a magnificent New Year.
  • May this Christmas and the present year on a cheerful note and make way for a fresh and bright New Year. Here’s wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
  • This festive season is so much more than Christmas parties and gift giving. May your Christmas be filled with the true miracles and meaning of this beautiful time.
  • May you feel all the love and joy I have for you throughout this festive season and all year round. Having you as my friend brings me great joy.
  • Best friends are to a friendship like Christmas is to the other celebrations: always on top. Have a merry one.
  • Christmas is a special time to enjoy with all your loved ones, spreading divinity and cheer around, Merry Christmas and a happy new year!
  • Christmas is really a time for families to unite. It is a time to share all the laughter and cheers. Without you, this family will not be called a family. You complete our lives. Merry Christmas . . . !!!
  • For your Christmas time, I wish you many blessings, much happiness, and even more love I am grateful for you and your thoughtfulness.
  • May your heart and home be filled with all of the joys the festive season brings. Merry Christmas and a wonderful New Year!

Funny Christmas Wishes

  • During this festive season of giving, let us take time to slow down and enjoy the simple things. May this wonderful time of the year touch your heart in a special way. Wishing you much happiness not just today, but throughout the New Year.
  • May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas!!
  • May your world be filled with warmth and good cheer this Holy season, and throughout the year.
  • Wish you a Merry Christmas and may this festival bring abundant joy and happiness in your life!
  • Warmest greetings of this festive season and best wishes for Happiness in the New Year
  • Warmest thoughts and best wishes for a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year. May peace, love and prosperity follow you always
  • The true heart of Christmas is one of wonder and warmth. May any festive stress you feel fade away and be replaced with this. Merry Christmas!
  • I hope Santa is good to you this year because you only deserve the best. Merry Christmas from our family to yours.
  • Christmas is the time to touch every heart with love and care. Christmas is the time to receive and send blessings. It is the time to breathe the magic in the air. Wishing you a very Merry Christmas.
  • I’m wishing you all the blessings of a wonderful Christmastime and I hope you feel all the job this holiday season has to offer.
  • Beneath the hustle and bustle of the festive season, there is the true beauty of connecting with loved ones. May this beauty and joy lift you up during Christmas and the New Year!

Funny Christmas Wishes

  • May all the sweet magic of Christmas conspire to gladden your heart and fill every desire. Merry Christmas!
  • Fill your heart with the warmth that is the closeness of your family, friends and loved ones this holiday season and forever.
  • Let the spirit of love gently fill our hearts and homes. In this loveliest of celebrations may you find many reasons for happiness.
  • There are some people who want to throw their arms around you simply because it is Christmas; there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas. Which one are you?
  • Having you as my friend makes me feel as if it is Christmas every day. Merry Christmas to my dear friend, may this season be filled with joy and laughter for you and your family.
  • Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year — and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority. ~W.J. Cameron
  • The one who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree. Celebrate the true meaning of Christmas and embrace the warmth of your closest ones. Merry Christmas
  • A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A Merry Christmas to you and your whole family.
  • May your heart and home be filled with all of the joys the festive season brings. Here is a toast to a Merry Christmas and prosperous New Year!
  • May this Christmas and the present year on a cheerful note and make way for a fresh and bright New Year. Here’s wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
  • May your Christmas sparkle with moments of love, laughter and goodwill, And may the year ahead be full of contentment and joy.
Funny Christmas Wishes

Funny Christmas Wishes

Funny Christmas Wishes
  • On Christmas, there’s a reason to be happy and a reason to smile, and there’s a reason why I’m sending Christmas wishes your way. You’re it.
  • Wishing you a joyous Christmas and a happy and prosperous New Year.
  • One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly. Savour and enjoy the moment. Merry Christmas!
  • The Gift of Christmas is a precious reminder that we are loved! I am so lucky to have someone I love so much at my side this festive season.
  • A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all but softly gives itself away; while quite unselfish, it grows small.
  • A little smile, a word of cheer a bit of love from someone near a little gift from one held dear, best wishes for the coming year.
  • Christmas is not a time for celebration, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and kindness, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
  • There is no greater gift this festive season than spending time with family all around the Christmas tree.
  • May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wish you lots of love, joy, and happiness. MERRY CHRISTMAS
  • Christmas is a special time to enjoy with, All your loved ones, To spread the divinity and cheer around, Merry Christmas and a happy new year!
  • May you have the spirit of Christmas which is Peace, the gladness of Christmas which is Hope, and the Heart of Christmas which is Love.
Funny Christmas Wishes

Funny Christmas Wishes

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